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Song Parodies -> "I'm Stoned Out On This Brew"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Stoned In Love With You"

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Original Performer:

The Stylistics

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Stoned Out On This Brew"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

If I could, I'd like to drink, this whole entire bar,
Mass intoxication, then I'd like to drive my car.
I would drive so very fast you'll wonder where's the fire,
No drinks too few, when I'm stoned out on this brew.
(Stoned out on this brew)

Some would say my drinking plan just makes me look grotesque,
You could get some blissful, just from smellin' of my breath.
I don't take a beating from no stress I'll let you know,
Can't walk, I'll crawl, cause I'm stoned out on this brew.
(Stoned out on this brew)

That is just my plan, my beverage plan,
Drinking everything and all I can,
And if I could, you know I'd hold my brew...

But I know one day, I'm so sure some cop, will hand me a baloon,
Alcohol so major, make his breath-a-lyzer zoom.
You might say that all I do is drink my life away.
I guess it's true, 'cause I'm stoned out on this brew.
I guess it's true, 'cause I'm stoned out on this brew.
I guess it's true, 'cause I'm stoned out on this brew.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   1
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Adagio - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I know your pacing is above par, so I had no trouble giving you 5's. Good Job!
Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Need a refresher on the original song before I can vote, Guy, but it does look superb as always!

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