If I could, I'd like to drink, this whole entire bar,
Mass intoxication, then I'd like to drive my car.
I would drive so very fast you'll wonder where's the fire,
No drinks too few, when I'm stoned out on this brew.
(Stoned out on this brew)

Some would say my drinking plan just makes me look grotesque,
You could get some blissful, just from smellin' of my breath.
I don't take a beating from no stress I'll let you know,
Can't walk, I'll crawl, cause I'm stoned out on this brew.
(Stoned out on this brew)

That is just my plan, my beverage plan,
Drinking everything and all I can,
And if I could, you know I'd hold my brew...

But I know one day, I'm so sure some cop, will hand me a baloon,
Alcohol so major, make his breath-a-lyzer zoom.
You might say that all I do is drink my life away.
I guess it's true, 'cause I'm stoned out on this brew.
I guess it's true, 'cause I'm stoned out on this brew.
I guess it's true, 'cause I'm stoned out on this brew.