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Song Parodies -> "Gray Davis Wise"

Original Song Title:

"Bette Davis Eyes"

Original Performer:

Kim Carnes

Parody Song Title:

"Gray Davis Wise"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Can you spare some black gold?
Power is in short supplies,
As his grand plans unfold,
We know that Gray Davis lies.

It's an oil slick fondue.
Said he got bad advice.
He's from New York you know,
Watch now as Gray Davis fries.

He'll appease you,
Just to breeze through,
All the better he can squeeze you.
He's atrocious, and he knows
What it takes to make it go flush.
He can sweat a lotta stand up guys,
It's Gray Davis they dispise

His problem deals with ohm,
Used in electric light.
He pissed it down the throne,
Wait for Gray Davis' demise.

Way too much stumble, you're through.
Poll you once it will suffice,
Pollsters give you the BOO.
Time for Gray Davis goodbyes,

We'll oppose you,
Then dipose you,
Like a disease,
All you bums will go too.
You won't four flush 'cause we know,
Dust and dirt makes gone with a scrub brush.
We'll kick your butt to the sky,
'Cause we are Gray Davis wise.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Pat - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Link for this song at Pacing really fits, good job!
John Jenkins - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done, Guy. This Californian appreciates your Texas perspective, insight and humor.
Guy DiRito - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, you guys. Pat, I could have used this link when I wrote this. This one was hard to play out of my head for some reason.
Michael Pacholek - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Texas is the first place I go to for a well-rounded opinion on Governors. After all, this is the State that elected "Pa" and "Ma" Ferguson, Pappy O'Daniel, Coke Stevenson, John Connally, Bill Clements, and the dumbest and most corrupt of them all, George W. Bush. Compared to them, Gray Davis looks like FDR.
Jamie Lynn - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job!
Lady B. - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Pach-o-derm, you forgot to mention LBJ in that notorious list.

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