Song Parodies -> Gray Davis Wise
| Original Song Title: | "Bette Davis Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | Kim Carnes |
| Parody Song Title: | "Gray Davis Wise" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
Can you spare some black gold?
Power is in short supplies,
As his grand plans unfold,
We know that Gray Davis lies.
It's an oil slick fondue.
Said he got bad advice.
He's from New York you know,
Watch now as Gray Davis fries.
He'll appease you,
Just to breeze through,
All the better he can squeeze you.
He's atrocious, and he knows
What it takes to make it go flush.
He can sweat a lotta stand up guys,
It's Gray Davis they dispise
His problem deals with ohm,
Used in electric light.
He pissed it down the throne,
Wait for Gray Davis' demise.
Way too much stumble, you're through.
Poll you once it will suffice,
Pollsters give you the BOO.
Time for Gray Davis goodbyes,
We'll oppose you,
Then dipose you,
Like a disease,
All you bums will go too.
You won't four flush 'cause we know,
Dust and dirt makes gone with a scrub brush.
We'll kick your butt to the sky,
'Cause we are Gray Davis wise.
Power is in short supplies,
As his grand plans unfold,
We know that Gray Davis lies.
It's an oil slick fondue.
Said he got bad advice.
He's from New York you know,
Watch now as Gray Davis fries.
He'll appease you,
Just to breeze through,
All the better he can squeeze you.
He's atrocious, and he knows
What it takes to make it go flush.
He can sweat a lotta stand up guys,
It's Gray Davis they dispise
His problem deals with ohm,
Used in electric light.
He pissed it down the throne,
Wait for Gray Davis' demise.
Way too much stumble, you're through.
Poll you once it will suffice,
Pollsters give you the BOO.
Time for Gray Davis goodbyes,
We'll oppose you,
Then dipose you,
Like a disease,
All you bums will go too.
You won't four flush 'cause we know,
Dust and dirt makes gone with a scrub brush.
We'll kick your butt to the sky,
'Cause we are Gray Davis wise.
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Link for this song at http://raingypsy.sytes.net:8082/bettedaviseyes.htm Pacing really fits, good job!
Well done, Guy. This Californian appreciates your Texas perspective, insight and humor.
Thanks, you guys. Pat, I could have used this link when I wrote this. This one was hard to play out of my head for some reason.
Texas is the first place I go to for a well-rounded opinion on Governors. After all, this is the State that elected "Pa" and "Ma" Ferguson, Pappy O'Daniel, Coke Stevenson, John Connally, Bill Clements, and the dumbest and most corrupt of them all, George W. Bush. Compared to them, Gray Davis looks like FDR.
Great job!
Hey Pach-o-derm, you forgot to mention LBJ in that notorious list.
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