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Song Parodies -> "Try To Piss On This Here Fly"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Just Kiss And Say Goodbye"

Original Performer:

The Manhattens

Parody Song Title:

"Try To Piss On This Here Fly"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

(Spoken)

This has got to be the saddest day of my life.
I came in here today with a bit of sad news.
I won't be able to pee here anymore.
Because of my obligations, and the flies that you have,
I've been peeing here everyday.
And since this is our last day together,
I wanna pee here just one more time.
When you rub your legs like that and fly away, don't look back.
I wanna remember it just like this.


I had to pee right here today.
There's just so many things here to spray.
I can't stop before I'm through.
This is something that's great to do.
I've been peein' here so long,
I test my spray gun, all along.
It's swirlin', got to try,
Try to piss on this here fly.

I never once asked myself why.
(Oh, I just missed you)
Oh, I just missed you, small black fly.
(Oh, I just missed you)
All these flies, here in my view,
I can't plink them as I wring my dew.
Just wanna squirt me one old fly,
I just repeat, repeat and reapply,
It be dandy as I try, try, try, try, try, try, try,
Try and pissin' on a fly. (a fly!)

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I never once asked myself why.
(Oh, I just missed you)
Oh, I just missed you, small black fly.
(Oh, I just missed you)
All these flies, here in my view,
I can't plink them as I wring my dew,
Just wanna squirt me one old fly,
I just repeat, repeat and reapply ,
It be dandy as I try, try, try, try, try, try, try,
Try and pissin' on a fly. (a fly!)

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

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Pat - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Good parody, Guy..good pacing...5's

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