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Song Parodies -> "I Ain't Black"

Original Song Title:

"Paint It Black"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"I Ain't Black"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I'm now a white guy, but I once was painted black,
Not colored anymore, no longer am I black,
I want to hurl oh my, messed up this bummer nose,
I'll have to hide in bed my God this darkness blows.

I seem to come from mars, I'm such a total whack,
Kid lovers and one glove; in court they all attack,
I bring kids into my bed cause sickly is my way,
And this little baby from the fifth floor do I sway.

I am beside myself, the music charts I track,
My music deals snore and I have been tainted hack,
Maybe when I'm paid to play or until my face lift cracks,
I'll be sleazy basin' up with several pounds of crack.

No more will my scene be the fame that I once knew,
They're threatening to come and foreclose on my zoo,
My nose ain't scarred enough for now it will not run,
My glove I'll have to see on me it still becomes.

I'm now a white guy, but I once was painted black,
Not colored anymore, no longer am I black,
I want to hurl oh my, messed up this bummer nose,
I'll have to hide in bed my God this darkness blows.

Don't wanna be it painted, painted black
Back to white, that's my goal
I wanna see my son all decked out lookin' sly
Don't wanna be it painted, painted, painted, painted black,

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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AussieBullDog - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Bloody hilarious. :)
Pat - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
This seems to be a break down of everything he's done...weird-wise. Seems to me he sang better when he wasn't acting stupid. Anyway. good song, Guy....I have to refresh my memory on 'Paint it Black', then vote.
Michael - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
That's bad! That's bad! Come on! Well, as the Shangri-Las would say, "It's good-bad, but it's not evil!" This time. (Right, like I really had anybody thinking it was Jackson commenting.)
Pat - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
You nailed it...:D
Meriadoc - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
'Foreclose on my zoo' for some reason cracked me up!
Michael - August 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey that's not nice. I love kids but I wouldn't do anything to hurt them. I'm a smooth criminal.
Peregrin - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
That was brilliant, Guy!
Guy DiRito - August 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks - Did I miss anything major about this individual? I think he is Dianna Ross' evil twin. - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Is the material submitted here protected at all? i posted 5 on here tonight and i may have something saleable. email me i will sned ya copies, cant be any less secure then posting it which i already did.
ChuckyG - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I offer no additional protection for parodies. Copyright law states that once you mark something with the phrase "Copyright 2003", you're expressing that you wrote it on that date. If you register it with the copyright office, you can get a minimum of $10,000 everytime someone violates your copyright, but you have to sue them for it (and have no garauntee you'd win).

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