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Song Parodies -> "Pukey"

Original Song Title:

"Spooky"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Classics IV

Parody Song Title:

"Pukey"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

What a fool is believing,
When ev'rything is gettin' kinda movey.
I'm crawlin' to an ass chew,
Oh Good Lord please pity me, she'll kick my booty.
When I get home,
She'll be all ready to fight.
Then call the cops, to say, I'm tight.
Drunk and kind of crazy,
With a pukey little hurl to do.

When alcohol gets messin',
I always seem to go right on to stinkin'.
So what's a fella s'possed to do,
When for sure a little rye he's been a-drinkin'.
Too much corn juice, that I just barely can stand,
Upside my head, a frying pan.
Drunk and kind of crazy,
With a pukey little hurl to do.

---- Instrumental Interlude ----

If I decide today,
To drink a little grain at Hol-i-day Inn.
Then maybe by last call,
When my liver is a startin' to decayin'.
I'll pose a toast,
Where is that bottle Jim Beam?
So I suppose, my liver's green.
Drunk and kind of crazy,
With a pukey little hurl to do.
Pukey...

Pukey
Oh-whoa, all right
I said pukey
Oooooh, yeah, yeah
I said pukey

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   10
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Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Long ago, been there, done that, grateful to have survived! Good job, Guy.
ethan - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
pretty good... definitely doesn't deserve the 5-1-1 someone gave this and a bunch of other well-written parodies today. And this one isn't even political. Maybe the ones guy just got tired of people complaining about the pacing vote.
John Barry - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm giving you fives for a good parody and to counter the ones SFB, who hit you as well as me today.
Adagio - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
5's to counter the one's and also for a super parody!! Good job, Guy.
Dee Range - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Superb as usual, Guy. 5's across the board
Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
And my vote was indeed 55.5 Proof.
alvin rhodes - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
barfin' ya up some fives
Jeff Reuben - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Been there done...darn, JD beat me to it again!!!
Guy - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone for imbibing in this spirited parody. I also have been there, done this and puked on the T-shirt.
Rick D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I've been there too. I feel it's a compliment when I get "one'd" along with you, Guy
Guy - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick, I catch your drift.

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