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Song Parodies -> "Necromancer"

Original Song Title:

"Tiny Dancer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Necromancer"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

To hear a Youtube Tiny Dancer by Elton John click HERE

Inspired by Alvin Rhodes' "Psycho" Norman Bates thrillogy parodies. This one's for you Alvin.


View scene's crazy, he play lady, seems stress out of hand,
Pretty guy, primate vile, he's very a manic man.
Necrophilia, he lust for scream - yeah, lancing in the can.
And now her skin sees, dull haze wispy, necromancer does his scan.

Teaser peeks, increase his heat,
Dandy chick-lettes out their bods.
Burning hacks, he thrusts staffs,
He's cruel and hard, he's one pat lad.

He can ho ma'ams, glee slakes his glands,
Humid sudatorium.
Looking on, past sink and john,
To-wards the flows of plume from plumbs.

But oh, how it's chill his thrill,
Spying near he so numb peers.
Lone he views so cavalierly,
As he preys, awfully "HO"ly...

Holy poser necromancer,
Found your dead rites from your shy ways.
Stay you down near pleats of linens,
Your bad gets sizzly play your prey.

Coldly closer's necromancer,
Daunt the daylights out in high craze.
Lays them down, inn suites he's skinnin'.
This lad's now tizzy slayed his prey.

Boo scene crazy, quell stray lady, screamless ain't the plan,
Pretties die, quiet guile, not harried fanatic man.
Wail arena, no fuss, serina, lancing went as planned,
But oh how grimly, doll slayed swiftly, necromancer skinned by hand.

But oh how he feels the zeal,
Dying here with Norman near.
Ornery shrewd; He views, scans queerly,
Spent his day lofty, wholly...

Mold your closure necromancer,
Counts on headlights in his driveway.
Slay them down he bleeds these women,
In a misty spray he slays.

Rollie coaster necromancer,
Tout your death rites in your shy way.
Slay them down these dear sweet women,
You've had a busy slay today.


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alvin - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..my favorite of the day...you managed to make it poetic and horrific at the same time
unKnownVoter - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, a shy Guy, perhaps??
Guy - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - I just love doing your stuff. I have another in the works and it should post within a day or two. Thanks for letting me ride your wave sir. It is fun. I tried to rent "Psycho" over the weekend but the rental store I visited had both copies out. I don't even think they had "Frenzy". I rented 3:10 to Yuma - not a bad western but then I'm a western freak. Thanks sir.

UKV - Yes Norman seems to be outwardly shy until something bad clicks in his head and then... Well you know. Thanks!
littlecupCakes - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, if you enjoy Westerns, may I suggest < Space CowBoys > Tommy Lee Jones is great; native Texan he be!
alvin - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
looking forward to seeing more "psycho" parodies from ya...i can't tell ya how many times i've seen "psycho'.....i'll be channel surfing...it'll pop up and i can't stop watching till the end....makes my wife crazy (well, not NORMAN crazy, but a little crazy)...however, i haven't seen the remake of it...don't think i want to either...i saw "yuma" recently as well....good movie ( i dig westerns too) but i didn't care for the end
Peregrin - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Good grief! I shall never think of "Tiny Dancer" in the same way again!
John Jenkins - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good title substitution and parody.
Guy - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
:CC = Alas I have seen it but i did enjoy it. TLJ lives in San Antonio, Tx. but I have never seen him close up. Thanks.

Alvin - Thank the good Lord that you are "crazy" - it makes your parodies so much more funny than if you weren't.
Pip - This is actually my 2nd song with the same parody name and the same OS. They are however different and with different messages. Thanks.
Guy - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
JJ - Old friend - It's a bit early and I missed your reply momentairily. Thanks for your feed back.
Johnny D - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
I LOVE IT! SYLLABLE-MATCHING GONE WILD!! And "Humid sudatorium" is 24 karat insane genius!

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