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Song Parodies -> "The Crapper"

Original Song Title:

"The Rapper"

Original Performer:

The Jaggerz

Parody Song Title:

"The Crapper"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Hear about that new music style? They mix country with rap. They call it crap.
Hey world, they'll getcha, They know the way to upset ya,
You hear rap everywhere, and they cuss, No guitar, each one more gross than before.
There is no excuse, see; can't you rap something not so hardcore?

Rap-a-rap-a-rap, This stuff's for the crapper.
Crap, crap, crap, They're all bad actors.

So they like a rappin', Cause singing just can't happen,
Here's what they concede to, some combustion, need something to talk through,
Everyone's opined, Singing's something they cannot do.
I'm gonna be real blunt, yo; rap dudes deal too much fatality,

Rap-a-rap-a-rap, This stuff's for the crapper.
Crap, crap, crap, They're all bad actors.

Not a pretty impression, you guys cause indigestion,
Get out of my face, your mouth-offing debris is pee.

Rap-a-rap-a-rap, This stuff's for the crapper.
Crap, crap, crap, They're all bad actors.

Rap, flap, zap, talk down the crapper.

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Pat - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehe...I happen to agree with the parody. Nice job, Guy!
Jonathan C. - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
If they really do eventually mix country and rap, Lord help us all.
Michael Pacholek - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I realize I'm not totally up on current music -- but isn't Uncle Kracker both country and rap? Or am I thinking of someone else? By the way, Guy, your opening comment alone was great.
Guy DiRito - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
That was just a joke. ieeeeeee! Don't tell me someone actually does country with rap. Well, back to my last song, 'Puke and Hurl'
Billy Florio - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Uncle Kracker is a wannabe country star...he isnt country, or rap....he's rockish, but not very good rock...egh, hes crap
Wild Man - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Very original, Man.

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