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Song Parodies -> "Chili-Mac"

Original Song Title:

"Jimmy Mack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Martha & The Vandellas

Parody Song Title:

"Chili-Mac"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Chili-mac, chili,
Oh, chili mac,
You keep on comin' back.
Oh, chili-mac, chili,
Oh, chili-mac,
You keep on comin' back.

I ate some chili stew,
And the gas in my tummy grew.
It feels like I'm gonna spew,
Feelin' worse than the flu.
My stomach feels so tightly wound,
Real soon I'll be hearin' that flatulence sound.

Oh, chili-mac, chili,
Oh, chili-mac,
You keep on comin' back.
Oh, chili-mac, chili,
Oh, chili-mac,
You keep on comin' back.

I need de-bloatin',
I need de-bloatin'.

I think my colon's blown,
I had too much buffet.
So, my farts I listen to,
All night and day.
Makes my shorts a mess, sticks to my skin,
Gonna need a whole new rear end.

Oh, chili-mac, chili,
Oh, chili-mac,
You keep on comin' back.
Oh, chili-mac, chili,
Oh, chili-mac,
You keep on comin' back.

I need de-bloatin',
I need de-bloatin'.

Gas, please deploy,
I can't stand it too much longer,
These gas attacts are gettin' stronger.
Headin' back to the loo,
That chili it just passes right on through.

Oh, chili-mac, chili,
Oh, chili-mac,
You keep on comin' back.
Oh, chili-mac, chili,
Oh, chili-mac,
You keep on comin' back.

I need de-bloatin',
I need de-bloatin'.

These gas attacts are gettin' stronger (ooh!)
Just can't stand it too much longer (ooh!)
Chili-mac, you keep on comin' back.
I need de-bloatin' (oh, chili-mac)
I need de-bloatin' (oh, chili-mac)

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Pacing: 3.4
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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Adagio - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehehe...good job! And I have to laugh at those ads near your parody...offering a charcoal filter for flatulence! lol
Johnny D - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
All right, Guy! You and I just keep riffin' and whiffin' on them fart-parodies, I love it !
Diva - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! WM has to read this one!
Wild Man - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, You can write anything and make it entertaining. Great job!

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