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Song Parodies -> "OJ's Such A Bum"

Original Song Title:

"Someday Never Comes"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"OJ's Such A Bum"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Third day of October in 1995,
A judgment did they bring to let him go.
So badly went that trial; glove don't fit the hand,
Sayin' no way he'll take the stand.

Now a hearings 'bout to tell how he robbed them with a gun,
I hope they burn his ass, and no lawyer get him sprung,
'Cause OJ-ay-ay's such a bum.

Do time for years this guy, house of correction bust,
For stealing many things he now must go.
Be glad he goes away; make this guy into wo-man,
Then OJ, you'll understand.

Well, you'll hear your cell door pow, beat you sorely until numb,
They'll fetter down your ass, you better watch your tongue.
'Cause OJ-ay-ay's such a crumb.

Beware your days be rape-filled, no one would even care,
Among a lot of things you'd be a ho.
A ton of woe there be, drama so "le grande",
Playin' OJ, you'll be so canned.

When you're here in hell and how, bitch of ev'ry mother's son,
You're goin' nowhere fast, you never learn, you're dumb,
'Cause OJ-ay-ay, you're just scum.

Think about November, this year, you'll go away,
For you did many things, pay what you owe.
On trial now he's standin', try'n to beat the band,
Ahead OJ-ay-ay, in jail you'll land.

Well, so near to jail you're now, eat some heavy metal son,
You'll be in jail at last, for doin' all you done,
'Cause OJ-ay-ay, jail's no fun.


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alvin - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
beautifully done....i couldn't agree more with the sentiment...i'm picturing OJ in jail running at full tilt and jumping over obstacles trying to evade his "boyfriends"
TJC - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent work, Guy (theme week?) ... and if occasionally the rhymes don't fit, well, they're still legit!
Max Power - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
The closest he'll ever sniff the Super Bowl is when he drew a Super Bowl-type viewer ratings on a news program when he tried to escape and the trial. 555 rushing yards with 5 touchdowns and a baseball bat.
PMS - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Fabulous job on a hard OS
adagio - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
That was funny picturing him as a ho'.....hehehehehehe. 5's
LilCupCakes - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Great ~OJ~ spoof, Sir ~ It does seem that the sign of ~LIBRA~ has it's force working for/against the great OJ Simpson.

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