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Song Parodies -> "Up A Round Rear End"

Original Song Title:

"Up Around The Bend"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Up A Round Rear End"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Your back place gained some led and it's showin',
Get your ass to retreat in size.
What you weigh, what you weigh ain't no knowin',
Get to shrinkin' hips and thighs.

Reduce your size get thin,
You're growin' up a round rear end.

Ooh!

Seen your thong and the size said el grando,
Nothin' fits on your sitter good.
Which is wider than ten lanes of highway,
Might take eons; burn that glute.

Reduce your size get thin,
You're growin' up a round rear end.

Oooh!

You can squander your fiscal on potions,
Your behind big as this will stay.
Now's the time for some food conservation,
There's some rear door butt for days.

Reduce your size get thin,
You're growin' up a round rear end.

Yeah!

Oooh!

Cast aside what you let down your glideway,
Eat lean meat and some fresh veggie.
Your back place gained some led and it's showin',
Lose a pound, lose a pound or three.

Reduce your size get thin,
You're growin' up a round rear end.

Yeah!
Do do doo do... (Fade)

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Adagio - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
CCR seems to lend itself to fat parodies. Good job, Guy! 5's
John Barry - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Posterioritively hilarious.
Stuart McArthur - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
no your bum doesn't look big in that, it IS big in that - how big will J-Lo's get I wonder - 555 Guy - very funny
Johnny D - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Parodying CCR is so much fun! They have crisp lyrical rhythms and great choruses. Well done, Guy.
alvin rhodes - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
el grando parody !....hahahahahahah...5s
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Here, have some Lipitor.
Johnny D - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't you mean Hipitor, Doctor Andersson?
Jack Wilson - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job GUy! 555!
John Jenkins - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Great title and fun parody, Guy.
Michael Pacholek - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Guy: This parody is so good, doesn't have to take a back seat to any. Adagio: Rod Worden did a different take on "Bad MOON Rising."

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