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Song Parodies -> "Planetary Man"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Planetary Man"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Those Klingons don't whine,
Broke his spine,
On the ground there.
He's dead, Jim,
lookin' dim.

Then Spock came along,
Fought that throng,
'Til he got caught.
Kirk's whole crew,
Might be through.

Those Klingons can't chill,
Love to kill; ragin' blindly.
The cargo bay,
Here they stay, Scott confined three.
Kirk does all he can,
He's planetary man,
Planetary man.

Transport them from here,
Beem 'em there,
To that small world.
Planet rings,
Hide earthlings.

Set phasers to stun,
Fire one,
Two and then three.
Fire drawn,
Carry on.

Those Klingons can't chill,
Love to kill; ragin' blindly.
The cargo bay,
Here they stay, Scott confined three.
Kirk does all he can,
He's planetary man,
Planetary man.

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Wild Man - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Fun to read, Man.
Royce Miller - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, I just read this one; my vote is lucky "13"
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Stunning. :-)

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