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Song Parodies -> "The Big Rig Deep Horizon"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Rising"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"The Big Rig Deep Horizon"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Once be a big rig deep horizon,
There be trouble and dismay.
There's been bad breaks and lightning,
I see splat, slime, decay.

Go tell "The Crown" they bite,
And the clowns that bring this strife,
Cut these bad goons down to size.

If comes hurricanes ablowin',
We can't defend 'gainst oil strewn.
Must keep rivers ever flowin',
I hear the noise of rage and a screwin'.

Now, just how sound the site?
When eleven lost their life,
Are the sand dunes compromised?

No Rights!

Soap will free an oily feather,
Dopes think we're not aware they lie.
Looks like we're in a ghastly fretter,
Deny has taken to defy.

Oil a-ground in sight,
Once abound there was much life,
O's a buffoon I'd surmise.

Try soundin' some contrite,
And you're bound get back your life,
Now you had soon stem the rise.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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Mark Scotti - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Maybe God will finally clean it up, sinc "Godlike" couldn't!!! Oh well, they can always blame Bush...
Guy - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, we got Bush... we've got Bush. Thanks Mark.
AFW - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Some good points on the Gulf mess
Guy - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Farce - This was written over ten days ago, before Alex, so I thought it was high tide, er I mean time to get it out. There is no shortage of fodder for Gulf and BP parodies. Thanks buddy.
Christie Marie M - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice update about the Deep Horizon and perfect use of OS as well! That's a waste of oil, thanks to BP! Slick with 5's! Lucky Alex didn't hit the oil spill along the Gulf!
Belle (adagio) - July 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Guy, I really like this one. I caught what it was reffering to when you mentioned 'oily feathers'. We can only be God's little helpers while He cleans it up for good.
Guy - July 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Christie - Yeah we surely dodged that bullet so far but it hasn't been long enough since the storm's passing to know for sure just how much junk it has stirred up and where the final destination will be.

Nevermind the waste of oil just plug that damn hole. We can send space craft to Mars, Jupiter, Saturn and beyond and precisely land them on Mars. These craft travel hundreds of millions of miles and do what they have been programmed to do and we can't get to something that is a mere mile away and fix it?

CCR stuff is easy for me to parody. I have a grand total of 47 parodies where CCR is the original artist. Thanks Christie!
John Jenkins - July 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Very good substitutions and parody.
Guy - July 04, 2010 - Report this comment
JJ - I know what you like. Thanks.
Old Man Ribber - July 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Like an oil slick, Guy's material always rises to the top! ;D
Guy - July 05, 2010 - Report this comment
OMR - I'll take that as a complement for sure. Thanks!

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