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Song Parodies -> "Killed by Norman Bates"

Original Song Title:

"Good Bye Norma Jean"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Killed by Norman Bates"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

For a Youtube listen to Elton John's "Candle In The Wind" click HERE

Credit for the idea of Norman Bates Psycho parodies goes to Alvin Rhodes who has done many of these very, very well. I'm just adding my flavor to his brilliant ideas. Thanks Alvin.


Killed by Norman Bates,
Oh he'd sever through to your gall.
He dressed in lace and halter belts,
He's froze outside your stall.

He's sprawled out where he could lurk,
There's no whistle goes through his brain.
He'll get up in his red silk,
Then a maid or strangly dame.

And the screams so be you give your life,
For him handle your cold skin.
Never no-ing when this thing do,
In his brain set in.
But he would so want to own you,
But what his lust undid.
The handle stuck out from it's bore,
where edge in shiv-er slid.

Only messed with stuff,
In buffness stole their lives away.
Jolly good, be-lated and super scarred,
As plain as the slice he laid.

Eve and Adam died,
Sin attests well rounded you.
Murder-rapers have their slay,
On those harlotons all downed in the nude.

So it seems to be, that he ripped their life,
In a scandle born of sin.
Ever owning those he brings through,
When the slain sets in.
If he could so he would clone you,
Re-do the thrust re-did.
Her channel turned off, on he scored,
But bludgeoned never did.

Trans-genned Norman/Jean,
Though he'd sever threw you he'd maul.
Stormin' Norman's scene,
He's a young man with a twenty second blow,
He'll seize you with nothing to do with sexual,
More into scarin' them although.

And the scenes they'd be out lived the life,
Just can't handle bein' chagrined.
Water flowing tub will ring to,
As the red set in.
As he should he needs to own you,
Until the knife is slid.
Your candle burns out just before,
Your death end's done and did.

Your candle burns out just before,
Your death end's done and did.


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John Barry - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Abby Norman.
Michael Pacholek - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Norman Bates walks into a bar. He says, "Good afternoon, everybody!" Everyone yells, "Norm!" Sam says, "What are you up to, Norm?" And Norman says, "Oh, about as many killings today as parodies about me!" Sam says, "Any of them good?" Norman says, "Yeah, but compared to Guy's, they're all just hacking away."
Meriadoc - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Apparently your buffness is as good as your barkness. Harloton was fantastic too. Wonderful lines here.
Guy - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
JB - Yes quite abby normal. Thanks.

Now MP you know that Alvin is the king of these horror spoofs and M&P are no slackers. Much appreciate your inflated view of my abilities. Thanks.

Merry - Buffness - Barkness - it's just busiNESS. And it was a toss up between harloton and Washington - Then I realized there was no difference and harloton won the toss. Thanks.
Guy - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Unknown Voter - Thanks for the vote but a comment is much more enjoyable and helpful to me.
Peregrin - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I enjoyed it (if you know what I mean!)
alvin - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
very poetic stuff here....especially liked "for him handle your cold skin', "super scarred" and "water flowing tub will ring to, As the red set in"....showering you with 5s
Johnny D - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Your syllable-matching transcends English into the frontiers of a strange new language - bravo! 5s
baa - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Speaking as a song title cop, I do believe TOS is titled "Candle In The Wind." Speaking as myself, I must tell you that I think this is a great parody, so I will add my 5/5/5 vote to the pile of perfect votes.

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