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Song Parodies -> "Drink Your Chilled Bock"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bell Rock"

Original Performer:

Chubby Checker & Bobby Rydell

Parody Song Title:

"Drink Your Chilled Bock"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Drink your fill, drink your swill, drink a chilled Bock
Drink to gel things and drink to swell things.
Sloe gin or potion, a bottle Blue Nun,
Drinkin' single shots just for fun.

Drink your fill, drink your swill, drink 'til well blitzed,
Drinkin' still rye, you drink the well dry.
Antsy and prancy while drinkin' your share,
Of some frothy ale.

Drink all night's fine, but come bright time,
Your clock gets punched, now pay.
Such a shrill time, not tranquil time,
Your head's fryin' and you're one fourth slayed.

Spitty up, ring your nurse, chuck up a streak,
Think you got toxic shock.
Mixed up your drinkin', not a-thinkin' discreet.
Had to drink 'til you're crocked.

[Interlude]

Sprinkle drain, tinkle stain, pickled brain shock,
Sprinkled shorts stink from tinkle port's sink.
Goin' and flowin' a gushin' your plumb,
Can't make tinkle stop, you're too drunk.

Sprinkle drain, tinkle stain, drink 'til you piss,
Drink all night long, you'll tinkle 'til dawn.
Rancid your pants is, with stink underwear,
Like a potty chair.

Drink all night's fine, but come bright time,
Your clock gets punched, now pay.
Such a shrill time, not tranquil time,
Your head's fryin' and you're one fourth slayed.

Spitty up, groany time, chuck up a streak,
Think you got toxic shock.
Mixed up your drinkin', not a-thinkin' discreet.
Had to drink 'til you're crocked.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 25

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Johnny D - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Sparkling pacing and rhyme with a twist of lime! Lotsa drinkin' songs today matey, arrrrrrhhh!
Stuart McArthur - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
it's my industry - I love the groggy ones - 555
Adagio - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I love the internal rhymes. Antzy, prancy made me smile. 5's
John Barry - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
A fine drinking song, great pacing and wordplay.
alvin rhodes - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
the sprinkle drain chorus just "sleighed" me...5s
Meriadoc - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Eeek! Waaaay too much information! ;-)
AFW - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm laughin' .....but I think I'm gonna be sick! Very good... fives
John - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, I resembled those remarkes - once.
Tim Mayfield - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Fluid read. Good job!
Melhi - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This one ranks up there with your best stuff, Guy -- wonderful job!
Guy - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone, I had a good time writing this one. Have another "spirited" holiday song that should post tomorrow.
MysteryGoat - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very funny. I think that's the version that should be played at most office christmas parties.
Adagio - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) "tinkle stain" and others had me laughing. 5's
Agrimorfee - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) I loved this one. Must be all those "k" sounds floating around in my drink...
Rex - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) Beery beery good!
Charlie Decker - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'm giving you 5s, even though I'm actually typing this while hungover...
Melhi - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
D: See my previous comment, above!
Johnny D - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above and look out below!
Stuart McArthur - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) - see above - really rollicked along, this one - great OS - great job, Guy
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Fantastic rhyming here. No wonder you're so Chubby, Charlie! 555
Adam Eccleshall - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very funny :-)
Scathe - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-D) That's some awfully strong holiday spirits you've got there. :-)
Phil Alexander - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever, Guy - super wordplay.
MysteryGoat - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Read it again just for the heck of it... I love this song.
Arwen - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--I don't drink...so I can't relate...but I can definitely feel a new holiday favorite coming on! =)
Kristof Robertson - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) I've wanted to take on this OS for ages...but I won't do better than this! 555
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "D" SILVER MEDAL - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
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