Song Parodies -> Drink Your Chilled Bock
| Original Song Title: | "Jingle Bell Rock" |
| Original Performer: | Chubby Checker & Bobby Rydell |
| Parody Song Title: | "Drink Your Chilled Bock" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
Drink your fill, drink your swill, drink a chilled Bock
Drink to gel things and drink to swell things.
Sloe gin or potion, a bottle Blue Nun,
Drinkin' single shots just for fun.
Drink your fill, drink your swill, drink 'til well blitzed,
Drinkin' still rye, you drink the well dry.
Antsy and prancy while drinkin' your share,
Of some frothy ale.
Drink all night's fine, but come bright time,
Your clock gets punched, now pay.
Such a shrill time, not tranquil time,
Your head's fryin' and you're one fourth slayed.
Spitty up, ring your nurse, chuck up a streak,
Think you got toxic shock.
Mixed up your drinkin', not a-thinkin' discreet.
Had to drink 'til you're crocked.
[Interlude]
Sprinkle drain, tinkle stain, pickled brain shock,
Sprinkled shorts stink from tinkle port's sink.
Goin' and flowin' a gushin' your plumb,
Can't make tinkle stop, you're too drunk.
Sprinkle drain, tinkle stain, drink 'til you piss,
Drink all night long, you'll tinkle 'til dawn.
Rancid your pants is, with stink underwear,
Like a potty chair.
Drink all night's fine, but come bright time,
Your clock gets punched, now pay.
Such a shrill time, not tranquil time,
Your head's fryin' and you're one fourth slayed.
Spitty up, groany time, chuck up a streak,
Think you got toxic shock.
Mixed up your drinkin', not a-thinkin' discreet.
Had to drink 'til you're crocked.
Drink to gel things and drink to swell things.
Sloe gin or potion, a bottle Blue Nun,
Drinkin' single shots just for fun.
Drink your fill, drink your swill, drink 'til well blitzed,
Drinkin' still rye, you drink the well dry.
Antsy and prancy while drinkin' your share,
Of some frothy ale.
Drink all night's fine, but come bright time,
Your clock gets punched, now pay.
Such a shrill time, not tranquil time,
Your head's fryin' and you're one fourth slayed.
Spitty up, ring your nurse, chuck up a streak,
Think you got toxic shock.
Mixed up your drinkin', not a-thinkin' discreet.
Had to drink 'til you're crocked.
[Interlude]
Sprinkle drain, tinkle stain, pickled brain shock,
Sprinkled shorts stink from tinkle port's sink.
Goin' and flowin' a gushin' your plumb,
Can't make tinkle stop, you're too drunk.
Sprinkle drain, tinkle stain, drink 'til you piss,
Drink all night long, you'll tinkle 'til dawn.
Rancid your pants is, with stink underwear,
Like a potty chair.
Drink all night's fine, but come bright time,
Your clock gets punched, now pay.
Such a shrill time, not tranquil time,
Your head's fryin' and you're one fourth slayed.
Spitty up, groany time, chuck up a streak,
Think you got toxic shock.
Mixed up your drinkin', not a-thinkin' discreet.
Had to drink 'til you're crocked.
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Sparkling pacing and rhyme with a twist of lime! Lotsa drinkin' songs today matey, arrrrrrhhh!
it's my industry - I love the groggy ones - 555
I love the internal rhymes. Antzy, prancy made me smile. 5's
A fine drinking song, great pacing and wordplay.
the sprinkle drain chorus just "sleighed" me...5s
Eeek! Waaaay too much information! ;-)
I'm laughin' .....but I think I'm gonna be sick! Very good... fives
Hey, I resembled those remarkes - once.
Fluid read. Good job!
This one ranks up there with your best stuff, Guy -- wonderful job!
Thanks everyone, I had a good time writing this one. Have another "spirited" holiday song that should post tomorrow.
(ABC) Very funny. I think that's the version that should be played at most office christmas parties.
(ABC 2005) "tinkle stain" and others had me laughing. 5's
(ABC05) I loved this one. Must be all those "k" sounds floating around in my drink...
(ABC 2005) Beery beery good!
(ABC) I'm giving you 5s, even though I'm actually typing this while hungover...
D: See my previous comment, above!
(ABC) See above and look out below!
(ABC) - see above - really rollicked along, this one - great OS - great job, Guy
Fantastic rhyming here. No wonder you're so Chubby, Charlie! 555
(ABC) Very funny :-)
(ABC-D) That's some awfully strong holiday spirits you've got there. :-)
Very clever, Guy - super wordplay.
Read it again just for the heck of it... I love this song.
ABC--I don't drink...so I can't relate...but I can definitely feel a new holiday favorite coming on! =)
(ABC) I've wanted to take on this OS for ages...but I won't do better than this! 555
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