-> "Zonky Cat"
Original Song Title:
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Never took crack, boy I must have Jim Beam®,
Soppin' up Kentucky, swish gin a bit green.
Cooking up, my aunts' swear, frying your mind to blind.
Can't feel a draw Iron City Light® , runny just like wine.
High lead, wet jacked zonky cat,
Better go slack on the woods.
Or you'll spit for days on that rot gut maize,
And ah (hmm hmm hmm hmm) (OH) grains are gonna do thee stewed.
On bender jet whacked zonky cat,
Drinking itty bitty cain't a drink like that.
It like waitin' on hold on a severed line,
When you're flyin' on drink whisky (OH) why now bother with wine?
Well I need those cooks that so mead that ethylene,
That make that high test eighty proof in dew machines.
The rum and Coke's lack tone hell, hasn't kick of mule,
Oh dread no, don't leave none what's poured, drink that molten fuel.
Your head, kicked back, zonky cat, leathered shellack cooked in wood,
You'll be lit for days, on that rot gut maize.
And ooo ooo ooo ooo (OH) grains of mountain dew be good.
------ Instrumental Interbrewed ------
Sway head, bit whacked zonky cat, everclear smacked you but good,
You can't quit that maize, with it's head wrecked ways.
And ooo ooo ooo ooo (OH) brains soon gone to goo for good.
His head's wet sack, zonky cat, better cut back on the flu'ds,
You best quit those ways, with that rot gut maize,
And ooo ooo ooo ooo (OH) grains are gonna do you rude.
They head way past stoned, boy they gotta bend them arm,
Drinkin' that Iron City® boy, is going to make you fart.
But one can's OK, fill a cart then go (uh huh)
Hail to the hops and the wheat they grow.
Go get your Tic-Tac® zonky cat, fettered and jacked on your hood,
Now you'll spit for days in a drunk tank craze.
Ooo ooo ooo ooo (OH) chains are gonna wreck your mood.
Cops said count back, zonky cat,
Sayin' A-B-C-T ain't the alphabet.
He's like tryin' walk strolled with a severed spine,
You'll be fined for drink whisky (OHHH) as cops battle the crime.
Get whacked, zonky cat.
Get shacked. zonky cat,
Catch flack, Wooooooo!
No slack, zonky cat,
Get jacked, zonky cat,
You're sacked, Wooooooo!
Instrumental conclude with vocals of Get whacked - Get jacked - whooo! to fade
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