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Song Parodies -> "Kobe Jumped Her Bones"

Original Song Title:

"Me And Mrs. Jones"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Paul

Parody Song Title:

"Kobe Jumped Her Bones"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Kobe jumped her bones, was he a date or a john?
She says that she was wronged,
What about that thong, forgot to change it now?

Was she just the prey when she said, hey, hey,
Jeopardy, consenting affair?
Rampant glands, messed around with his fans,
As this kook talks going on loud and long.

Kobe jumped her, jumped her bones, jumped her bones, jumped her bones,
Jumped her bones, he a date or a john?
She says that she was wronged,
Was it just his prong, he was thinking with, now?

He's gotta be extra careful, because in jail his ass could fry.
Does she want his obliteration or cash supply?
Ko-be, did he jump, jump her bones, jump her bones, jump her bones,
Jump her bones, he a date or a john?
She says that she was wronged,
Was it just his prong, he was thinking with, now?

Do you think this woman's just thieving?
Will his assets or freedom be denied?
He'll have his court day by law design,
But will he blow retreat and his case, and do time?

Did-id he-e jump her, jump her bones, jump her bones, jump her bones?

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Adagio - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job, Guy
Wild Man - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
There are two sides to every story, and sometimes three.
Observer... - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry but I read this and it just doesn't make much sense. I know you're trying to convey a meaning of a story but it just doesn't gel here. Too many slangs etc that are easily misunderstood at first... the reader has to go back and read again to try to get it...good attempt though
Meriadoc - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Slangs? I only saw one slang. Can slang even BE plural...? Anyway, I followed it just fine. Good one, Guy!
Guy - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, y'all. I'm thinking about doing one on 'Hooked on Phonics'.

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