-> "Reeling In The Years"
Original Song Title:
"He's Not Stealing Four More Years"
Parody Song Title:
"Reeling In The Years"
The Lyrics
The ever-clashing runners,
You can see one fading fast.
So he grabs a place like Licking,
And he just hopes to get past.
He couldn't tell if Lima,
Would be held fast in his hand.
It don't look like they trust us,
A recount we have planned.
He's not stealing four more years,
Show in this state's behind.
And Dan Rather is all in tears,
'Cause I watched him moan and whine.
He's been yelling that Dick's a penis,
Mary likes Charlene cuisine.
Ohio will disown you,
Now get off my TV screen.
You weakened at the college,
Some turnout for you canned.
Now just quit with all this stallage,
Go home to Mass-a-land.
He's not stealing four more years,
Show in this state's behind.
And Dan Rather is all in tears,
'Cause I watched him moan and whine.
You spent a lot of money,
But you still lost your behind.
They're trippin' out in Hollywood,
There's Ketchup down on Vine.
All those states that swing your vote machine,
Didn't get the votes you planned.
The people spoke, you're toothless,
Go home to Mass-a-land.
He's not stealing four more years,
Show in this state's behind.
And Dan Rather is all in tears,
'Cause I watched him moan and whine.
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