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Song Parodies -> "Lad From Verizon"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Rising"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Lad From Verizon"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I see that lad from verrr-i-zon,
He just stumbles on his way.
I bet his roam rates are frightnin',
He's got lines he must say.

He runs around all night,
As it sounds he has no life,
"Can you hear me now", you guys?

He's there when hurricanes are blowin',
He's been every-where but the moon.
Out where blizzards are a snowin',
We hear his voice a-pagin' ensuein'.

He runs around all night,
As it sounds he has no life,
"Can you hear me now", you guys?

He's got stats he's got to gather,
He logs the quiet air online.
Just like he logs the noisy chatter,
He finds that beacon every time.

He runs around all night,
As it sounds he has no life,
"Can you hear me now", you guys?

He runs around all night,
As it sounds he has no life,
"Can you hear me now", you guys?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Claude Prez - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever title sub; well done.
Johnny D - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I can hear you now, and that's good!
Rick D - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
As with many of yours, I wonder why I didn't think of this. I have a very intimate relationship with this company. And I think that dude looks like Elvis Costello.
Adagio - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I can hum along with this easily. Those ads are so prevelant that I had no trouble calling up the image. 5's
alvin rhodes - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
clever concept and execution
Michael Pacholek - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Did you get my fives? Good! Verizon for phones, but T-Mobile for spokespeople. How does Catherine Zeta-Jones look now? Good! Damn good!

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