Song Parodies -> No Way-O (The Ugly Old Goat Song)
| Original Song Title: | "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)" |
| Original Performer: | Harry Belafonte |
| Parody Song Title: | "No Way-O (The Ugly Old Goat Song)" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
Ripped from the headlines and Court TV! It's the wanna get a Florida license picture with my burka suit on.
Pitch fork fight make me face look bum
Daylight come, I don't need no comb
Face so ugly that the dog no come
Sight of face makes the dog's mouth foam
hay-o hay-ay-ay-o
Me face so bad I stay at home
hay-o hay-ay-ay-o
Need to drive car so I can roam
Come, Mister license man, picture me bandana
Daylight sees my face only at home
Dumb Mister license man, can't come back manana
Flash cube light shine as bright as chrom
Nay-o nay-ay-ay-o
No face shots from outside my home
Nay-o nay-ay-ay-o
Flash cube light shine as bright as chrom
Court six day, seven day, eight day case
Night time come and I go back home
Come daylight still don't see my face
Lawyer think this the super dome
Beautiful face cover with bandana
Can't show this face away from home
Hide the mug looking like gargantua
Cover up the face from chin to dome
Court six day, seven day, eight day case
Night time come and I go back home
Come daylight still don't see my face
Lawyer think this the super dome
Way, me say No Way-ay-o
Can't see the face outside the home
Way, me say way, me say way, me say NO way-ay-o
Flash cube light shine as bright as chrom
Daylight come, I don't need no comb
Face so ugly that the dog no come
Sight of face makes the dog's mouth foam
hay-o hay-ay-ay-o
Me face so bad I stay at home
hay-o hay-ay-ay-o
Need to drive car so I can roam
Come, Mister license man, picture me bandana
Daylight sees my face only at home
Dumb Mister license man, can't come back manana
Flash cube light shine as bright as chrom
Nay-o nay-ay-ay-o
No face shots from outside my home
Nay-o nay-ay-ay-o
Flash cube light shine as bright as chrom
Court six day, seven day, eight day case
Night time come and I go back home
Come daylight still don't see my face
Lawyer think this the super dome
Beautiful face cover with bandana
Can't show this face away from home
Hide the mug looking like gargantua
Cover up the face from chin to dome
Court six day, seven day, eight day case
Night time come and I go back home
Come daylight still don't see my face
Lawyer think this the super dome
Way, me say No Way-ay-o
Can't see the face outside the home
Way, me say way, me say way, me say NO way-ay-o
Flash cube light shine as bright as chrom
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