The dairy bar closes,
A sign that is written.
Made out of metal,
And hung on a mitten.
"We're closed for snack-ages",
Hung with a string.
Now I can eat all my fav'rite ice creams.

Find the spumoni,
Sounds like it's some noodle.
Cream jells and mint jells,
There's no time to doodle.
Increased the size of my sittin' down thing,
From eating all of my fav'rite ice creams.

Ice cream excesses,
My system it trashes.
Milk shake buffets made from heavenly hashes,
A dash of minter,
A treat fit for kings,
I like to mix in these flavor-ed things.

Take a huge bite,
Feel your head sting.
Ice cream headache bad,
Then simply remember to slow down your fling,
And then you'll be slurpin' glad.

Ice cream in doses,
Enough that I'm smitten,
Sure hope it settles,
Twice shy, I've been bitten.
Find that tums package,
Hope relief it brings.
I have been had by my fav'rite ice creams.

Take a huge bite,
Feel your head sting.
Ice cream headache bad,
Then simply remember to slow down your fling,
And little by little relief it will bring. . .

And then I don't feel so bad.