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Song Parodies -> "Tantrum"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Is your crew gay? You queers get old,
Don't need no wife, history foretold.
But never sting the hand that feeds this shame.
Got an eye full, what it dealt to me, need no chill pill, I know what I see.
No crime spent there, we just disagree.

Don't ever wanna be in a dyke crew,
Don't ever wanna go and swing like you,
I'm never gonna follow the herd that way.
There isn't any honor,
can't be a good blood donor, too.
Don't like the things that you do.
I'm not paying and this is your tantrum.
Go on and band up,
Who wants to be like you?

From the knowledge, your perversity, You're the lynch mob,
Just don't you prey on me.
And I will never give them what they want.
They wanna get by as they step on mine,
Want some of me, better get in line.
You owe a major debt, so nose the grind.

Don't ever wanna be in a dyke crew,
Don't ever wanna go and swing like you,
I'm never gonna follow the herd that way.
There isn't any honor,
can't be a good blood donor, too.
Don't like the things that you do.
I'm not paying and this is your tantrum.
Go on and band up,
Who wants to be like you?

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 19

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Dyke?! - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy DiRito is a homophobic hack.
Pat - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
He he he ....good, informative song (thumbs up)
Guy DiRito - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey "Dyke?!" You feelin' better now? I just call 'em like I see 'em. Why don't you use your real name? I use mine. What do you fear? Is it scary outside that closet?
Cyndi Lauper - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I see your true colors shining through.
Cutting Crew - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
And I just died in your arms tonight.
Wall of Voodoo - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
And I'm on the Mexican, whoa-oh, radio.
Jill Sobule - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
You're the Guy who doesn't get it.
Guy DiRito - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
There was never any doubt what y'alls true colors were and that is rainbow. Something else while I'm at it. Why is it that for the most part the liberal left writers out here never have the courage to open there work up by allowing comments? Are you all a bit unsure of yourselves? I'd really like to know why you all do this. Anybody want to respond to this? Right, left, or fence line, I don't care. Tell me what you think.
Tone-Def - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
i think william tong is the only liberal writer that consistently doesn't allow comments on political songs and he's already said why - i don't remember exactly what he said and i don't want to misquote him so hopefully he'll read this and clarify himself again. But if you look at some of john harvey's political parody comments you might see why william tong doesn't want his songs commented on. Or you can look at my "d-u-b-y-a" which got me accused to being iraqi (not that there's anything wrong with that) by someone posting anonymously
Hoeveel - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I've only written one parody so far and i did try to have it open for comments but it must have got unchecked while i edited it. I've contacted the site but they haven't changed it. At any right, mine wasn't political, so i'm not sure why i'm typing any of this :/
Guy DiRito - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Hoeveel - If you click the comment block and then click preview this unchecks the preview block. Make sure if you want comments that you click this block last just before you click the process buttoon. This is probably what happened to you.
Hoeveel - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Yup. That's what they said when i emailed them. Did ask them to put a comment section in, but nothing yet.
tosh - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Steve - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats horrible! If you're going to talk about gays and lesbians, you should at least show them some respect. They're people too, even if they aren't you.
Straight and Proud - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Gays serve no purpose in society as they are unable to reproduce (the most primal and basic goal of life after maintaining homeostasis). I have severe problems with the very concept of homosexuality and if that makes me a narrow-minded, ignorant, cruel, oppressive, right-wing @$$hole, then so be it. I would hate to be a tolerant person if THAT is what I must be. As all you liberals say, we are all entitled to our own opinions and lifestyle choices, and I have chosen to hate gays with the burning fury of a thousand suns (feel free to take that analogy). I think I've said enough. 555 to DiRito.
Cody Foss - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
dear all ignorant people of this site, i have a message for you from God. it's called the bible and within it is the most important message, from Jesus Christ Himself. it states that the most important thing to remember here on earth is to "love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your mind, and all your soul, and love thy neighbor as you love thyself." this doesn't mean to love only those you deem worthy. it means to love all on this earth, being as God is within everyone here. God doesn't care who we are, what we do, or where we go, just so long as at the end of our lives, we believe Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, repent for sins committed, and, as previously stated, love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your mind, and all your soul, and love thy neighbor as you love thyself. God will not accept those of you that don't realize, the one thing that Jesus Himself asked of us while he was here, was this and we must do it. if you all really want to know God, try not to judge people when you don't know anything about them.
Cody Foss - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
oh, i also forgot, homosexual, bisexual, and transvestites are fantastic. eddie izzard is a great comedian, angel is my favorite character in a musical, and hedwig is the greatest transvestite to walk this earth. and yes, i crossdress on occasion, and i've done so in a church. and if i'm going to hell, i'll see your asses there!
To Cody Floss - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This is a year late but worth saying... Believing in Jesus Christ is not enough. Jesus is held in high regard even in the Koran. Jesus is a gift that has been left wrapped in pretty Christmas paper and left on each of our doorsteps. What would it be like to have reveived a nicely wrapped gift from a friend and to have never opened it. Would it ever bring you joy? All you need to do is accept the gift of the Blood of the Lamb to gain paradise. But fiorst you must open the package. Yes this parody seems to have a hateful tone but I take it as a warning to where God has proclaimed in the Bible that a man that lies with another man is an abomination. An abomination is way more than a mere sin. Take this parody for what it stands for and by all means open that gift. God Bless all!
Reality - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Reality: Anyone Who Hates Gays is IGNORING the bible. . .Hate the Sin, Love the Sinner. . .Judgement my friends is the abomination, not homosexuality. Homosexuality has been scientifically proven genetically related. . .I know that may be hard to accept--but that means it is NOT a choice, that's why it's part of the so-called "New Testement" not the old one. Wether or not you believe what science has proven, the bible is very clear about Judgement and other people doing HIS job, you don't. You hate a gay person, or someone you disagree with, fine, you will serve the same life sentence in hell right along side the gay person that you hate so much, if you believe in the whole hell thing, think about it, if you are right about religion---God's very first commandment, Worship no false Gods. . It repeatedly throughout the bible repeats itself on not "casting the first stone". . .So all the religious fanatic sitting here casting "Abomination" and "Hate" stones, I ask of thee--which portions of the bible will you choose to believe, because last I checked it's all or nothing, anyone who finds this parody to be ok or the comments about Hating Gays or Gays being abominations, you are condemening no one in REALITY BUT YOURSELVES. . . P.S. Hiv is more rampatant among the black community than the gay one, so I have to also ask, does that mean we should say their blood donorship is also dangerous, this country went from stupid racist and ignorant, to stupid racist and in-denial. . .
As for Guy Rito - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
We don't use our real names because we are scared of people like you, we already have enough to contend with-luckily most society including religious people have enough knowledge and tolerance to love the sinner, not the sin and not to cast stones and accept people for who they are, afterall God loves everyone. . .people like you who have selective reading also have a selective moral judgement. Your kind justify killing and beating by saying "they had it coming". Your kind of religious people bomb abortion clinics rather than protest them, killing to stop killing is NEVER ok. . .your kind also beat, torture, and sometimes kill homosexuals because of what you believe in, God is against murder, the most basic list of his rules states clearly THOU SHALL NOT MURDER, and if you read the rest of the bible you'll also see where the Prostitute had stones casted upon here, God is against those who pass judgement on others, there's only one true judge, that's God, stop trying to do his job, get a life and maybe one day gays won't have to use alterior names to protect themselves from religious fanatics like YOU! Worship no false Gods or Prophets. . .Don't Cast The First Stone--you are casting stones from glass houses Rito, and in the end it is YOU who will feel God's Wrath--not I

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