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Song Parodies -> "Deflect"

Original Song Title:

"Respect"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"Deflect"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

When you're out with your honey and your nose feels runny you might think it's funny, but it's not.
I'll be blunt, Maybe, you caught it
When you sneeze, you know you shot it
All I's askin' fo' is please don't infect
with your nose foam, Maybe
take your nose home,
Infect.

Cain't be sneezin' on your thong in the john
Cain't be seizin' like King Kong, from that old tail gunna.
All I's askin' you is do a little deflect
with your nose foam, Maybe
take your nose home,
Deflect.

I'm here to tell you that ain't honey
That old green stuff out your nose all runny
All I's taskin' you to do is eject
that ol' nose foam, baby
in a blow zone
Eject.

E-yew near misses splatter real funny
Makes that soup, in your bowl runny
Tell you what you can do now is blow it out your ear
Find a blow zone, Yeah maybe
No tel-lay-phone

D-E-F-L-E-C-T
Please try not to sneeze on me
D-E-F-L-E-C-T
Just get snee-zy-free

(Start fade)
Don't infect,
Find a blow zone,
When you eject.
Don't blow your nose foam
SImply deflect
Take your nose home,
Yeah baby
(fade out)

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John Jenkins - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody deserves some respect.
Pat - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
John...that is R-E-S-P-E-C-T...lol. Good job, Guy...it's not easy with that song ( but, I did want to say eeewww several times).

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