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Song Parodies -> "You Showed Me One"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't We Got Fun"

Original Performer:

Doris Day

Parody Song Title:

"You Showed Me One"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Ripped from a stupid crimes internet site. A thief who scoped out a convenience store thought he would make it look like he was purchasing a six pack of Miller Lite so to not get any suspicions up before he committed his robbery. He proceeded to the counter and told the clerk to empty the register and put the beer into a sack. The clerk insisted that he show proper ID for the beer and this idiot complied.
You'll be mourning, you'll be grieving,
You rotten scum.
Think it's funny? stole my money,
Nowhere to run..
You made your way here,
Went broke at the bar.
You came and stole beer,
But you won't get far.

What a winner, even dumber,
His IQ's one.
His brain is numb and getting nummer,
Here's what he's done.
He stole some Miller,
There's just one glitch and it's a killer.
See this wee sign,
One IDs fine,
You showed me one.

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Jack Wilson - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Guy!
Adagio - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!
Paul Robinson - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy - Fine job 555...Here's a TRUE story along the same lines: back in either the late 1950's or early 1960's there were not too many 7 foot tall basketball players. One Reggie Harding, a 7 foot tall fellow who once played for the Detroit Pistons had this little substance abuse problem involving heroin. I guess it was during the off-season and he needed some quick cash for his daily score. So he puts on one of those little masks over his eyes and robs a liquor store in HIS OWN NEIGHBORHOOD!. Owner goes, "Why you robbin' me, Reggie?" and Harding goes, "It ain't me, man! It ain't me!", promptly races down to cop his daily "fixin's"...by the time he gets back to his apartment the cops are already waiting for him. Really, true story!
Diva - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Great story!

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