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Song Parodies -> "Another Dog Woked"

Original Song Title:

"Under The Board Walk"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Drifters

Parody Song Title:

"Another Dog Woked"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Sun's China Sea restaurant offers an authentic Chinese cook book so you can prepare some dog gone good meals at home. "How To Wok Your Dog" is a beautiful hand bound cook book that will bring your family many delectable meals. This beautiful book can be yours when you dine at Sun's for the incredibly low price of only $8.95.
Oh when old Sun heats hound,
He burns the tar out of the wolf.
You can choose it real hot,
Or dish is fired sweet but fire proof.
Another dog woked,
At China Sea, yeah.
If it's basset that you're craving,
Sun's Dine-nasty.


(Another dog woked) Make mine well done,
(Another dog woked) It's a dog with no bun,
(Another dog woked) Keep a woking my sup.
(Another dog woked) Soon be gnawing that pup.

If a bark you hear,
From puppy hounds in the kitchen, well...
You can almost taste those hot dogs,
French fried they smell.
Another dog woked,
At China Sea, yeah.
If it's basset that you're craving,
Sun's Dine-nasty.


(Another dog woked) Make mine well done,
(Another dog woked) It's a dog with no bun,
(Another dog woked) Keep a woking my sup.
(Another dog woked) Soon be gnawing that pup.

Another dog woked, dog woked.

---- Instrumental Interlude ----

Another dog woked,
At China Sea, yeah.
If it's basset that you're craving,
Sun's Dine-nasty..

(Another dog woked) Make mine well done,
(Another dog woked) It's a dog with no bun,
(Another dog woked) Keep a woking my sup.
(Another dog woked) Soon be gnawing that pup.



DISCLAIMER - No animals were hurt through the writing of this parody. The author of this parody has two cats, two dogs and a sugar glider named Roscoe. My son occassionally feeds Roscoe dry cat food for protein suppliment since these small critters normally only eat fruit. I asked him what he was feeding little Roscoe and he responded "Cat Food". I gave him one of those Mr. Spock raised eyebrow looks and replied, "he is cat food". Seriously, I genuinely love animals - in fact I find them quite delicious. Enjoy!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 15

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Kristof Robertson - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Gloriously twisted...555
Adagio - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one. What's a sugar glider?
Rick D - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
When I did "Eatin' Rover", I got flack from a couple dudes. I interested to see if you get it, although you were smart enough to write a disclaimer. I love pet eatin' ones.
Paul Robinson - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, absolutely delectable rhyming scheme here. I'd say you made this one, "well done", which actually is not exactly "rare" for you. I wonder if anyone ever brings back a can of "Cat Food" to the store, points at the picture of the kitty on the label and complains, "No good, bad advertising, no Kitty in here"...5's...by the way, I really like most animals, too...especially cats....and no, I don't mean for dinner or other meals, either...
John Barry - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Absolutely delicious.
alvin rhodes - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
i'll have the "lab on a slab" with a side order of hushpuppies, please. ....too funny...5s
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Welcome to McDoggystyle´s, now over 555 costumers (and their pets) served. Don´t forget that there´s a free chewing toy with every McFluffy.
Guy - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Pat - A sugar glider is a small version of a flying squirrel. It is native to Australia and is a very socially adaptable animal. They make fine pets. Not sure how they taste though.

Great comments everyone. Thanks.
Adagio - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy.
Johnny D - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Here's your well-earned entree, Subgum Shar-pei Delight of Five.

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