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Song Parodies -> "Heavin' Off A Jet Plane"

Original Song Title:

"Leaving On A Jet Plane"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul and Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Heavin' Off A Jet Plane"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

The five interact,
On a plane with dough.
All presidents from now and yore,
Each of them had some money in supply.

Now the plane was shakin,
Feel the push,
On board was Clinton,
And so was George Bush.
Also on board was Lincoln,
Flying high.

They fly free, sky miles don't need,
Clinton never inhaled weed,
Flyin' high and they're not goin' slow.
They're heavin' off a jet plane,
Cash money to make some people grin,
Each one does up the anti though.

George Washington was first to thrown down,
He tossed a dollar to the ground,
This for one will be a happy thing.

Lincoln's next to throw, he tosses out two,
They have gone past wing, they'll bring joy too,
These two green backs, now twice the joy will bring. (the joy will bring)

Hey look see, I'm tossin' three,
Jefferson said happily.
I held them firm, then I let them go,
They're heavin' off a jet plane,
Cash money to make some people grin,
Each one does up the anti though.

The turn has come for Dub-ba-you,
It's his time,
What will he do?
Grabs Clinton guy,
Throws him from the plane.

Off the plane, he threw that bum,
He's falling now just like a stone,
Millions will find, I just made their day. (Just made their day)

They fly free, sky miles don't need,
Clinton never exhaled weed,
Flyin' high and they're not goin' slow.
Bush heaved him off a jet plane,
He now knows he got the mostest grins.
So Abe, I'll take your dough.

They fly free, sky miles don't need,
Clinton never did the deed,
Flyin' high and they're not goin' slow.

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Agrimorfee - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
This one needs to be read slowly, perhaps twice, to get the whole picture. I thought this was going to be an already done-to-death song about air sickness, but this was an original piece of work. Nice job!
Adagio - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
This one was really fun! 5's
Johnny D - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Now THAT's a creative political parody. Well done, Guy. 5's
Meriadoc - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Very bizarre, but funny!
martha - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
as Johnny said very off the wall and clever..
alvin rhodes - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
very strange concept...but i got into it
Jack Wilson - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome job! 5's
Rick D - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Who's this stalker of yours? He seems to have a Love/Hate thing for you. I'm glad I get to hide under you on the list.
Reddog - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Liked it! Gave it 4-5-5.
Guy - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone for your comments.

And hey Reddog - your name is familiar. Thanks for the comment and vote. I think we may have a connection back about 30 years in a midwestern state.
RedDog - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
10-4 on the midwest thing, good buddy. Good to hear from you. Also glad to see you still write the best parodies on the planet! Keep on rockin', dude. -=bk
Guy - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh wow that's you? I used to talk to you on the CB, right?

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