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Song Parodies -> "For Our 'Ice' Only"

Original Song Title:

"For Your Eyes Only"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"For Our 'Ice' Only"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

DKTOS? Click HERE for Blondie's version of "For Your Eyes Only".

Don looks after his soldiers,
Allying their creed.
Dismembered those insipid low-rents,
Make a mint from piracy.
The boss gives the orders,
And they're thicker than thieves.
Tie up all loose endings,
Not a peep.

They suspect, DiRosas,
Slime G-Man is he.
Exterminate focus,
"Get a place ready".[1]

Crossin's no stranger,
To this "family".
Wise guys turning the tables,
On G.

So long this baloney.
For our "Ice" only,

These boys schooled of "hard knocks",
Must think outside the box.
Hits never should be,
Done personally.

Joey "The Needle", says "get in car",
'Cause they know whose been crooking,
And that's never smart.

There's Vinnie Del Greco'
Atomic is he.
So, when his staff goes to smoking,
Take your leave.

Alone with the cronies,
It's wise guys only,

Big Mike's 'nut' [2] is showing,
His macaroni,
For wise guys only.

Deploy down by the docks,
Hoodwinking boosting stocks.
Take your fee,

The johns and the jonesies,
As dice goes rolly,
Puttanti. [3]
The Macaroni.

They like their cash flowing,
They're Macaronis.
It's wise guys only.

[1] Get a place ready: Mobspeak - To find a burial site.

[2] Nut: Mobspeak for "the bottom line"; also the gross profit figure.

[3] Puttanti: Mobspeak for hooker.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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adagio - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
A glimpse of the underworld. You do these so well! 5's
alvin - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...whackingly funny...and thanks for the helpful glossary
Stan Hall - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
A gang o' 5s for another brilliant write from the gangster Guy.
LittleZitti - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, I love that way you " serve up the Zitti ", Sir !
Rex - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Your fans'll mob you over this one. Excellent writing.
Agrimorfee - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Good writing here, si mi padrone. (They really should have used this song for the Bond movie, methinks).
bobpiecheese - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This was excellent work, Guy, if maybe a bit short on funny. Although your chosen subject got you into a corner on that one.
Matthias - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
You're the expert at criminal mafia parodies... And to a pretty original song too... Ahh Bond, James Bond.
Invisible Boy - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey Guy...
I liked this a lot. This is certainly a fine example of a "Don Guy" parody. I mean, you have coined this mafia theme, mob-speak thing and it is your own.
As I read your lyrics and listened to the OS I noticed how you rhyme your lyrics with the words of the OS, even when you didn't have to. (I guess many of you have already noticed this)...yes, I've noticed this before, but never commented on it.
Anyway, I know you are a computer guy (GUY) and it struck me that your writing style is somewhat like a computer language. You see the functions and operations that you want to put into the "program" and then connect them together with the necessary language.
Which brings me to my point.
It's particularly great when a writer has a style that is enjoyable and recognizable.For this you should be proud. Keep up the great work...
Below Average Dave - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Now I know what Weird Al was style parodying when he did "Spy Hard". . .Anyway, another Blondie one I hadn't heard, unique OS decision there. I thought it was clever wordplay, though I didn't get a big laugh--it'd still be a neat recording. That is too odd--my security code was "Nut" and for once my mind wasn't dirty because I had just read your parody and that's the bottom line:)
MadameZitti - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, ~ Le Marquis de Parody Mafiosi ~ I surely good go for some hot Zitti right now, Sir !

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