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Song Parodies -> "New Year's Predictions"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"New Year's Predictions"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Every year the tabloids bring out the psychics to predict the events to come in the new year. I'm a few weeks late with mine but here they are in parody form. Better late than never.
Cloning of humans,
It may be forbidden.
A mime will be cloned,
The law overridden.
The public enrages,
I'm predicting,
Now it's all over except the screaming.

William J Clinton,
With dope he will doodle.
When he is found out,
He won't use his noodle.
He'll say he tried it,
Without exhaling,
These are some things that I am predicting.

Mr. Al Gore's butt,
Will clog like molasses.
He'll need a transplant,
They'll search for some asses.
His brand new bung hole,
Will start rejecting,
These are some things that I am predicting.

Powdered water, soon inventing,
Droughts won't make us sad,
But then they'll remember,
They forgot one thing,
And that is just what to add.

Lookin' for noses,
For weird Michael Jackson.
His is disolving,
It needs a transplantin'.
His face full of breakages,
From botox stings,
They'll tie his proboscis on with some strings.

Mideast ignites, they blow up things,
In Jalalabad,
But then there's a tremor,
With lots of shakings,
Millions of dollars in improvements it brings,
A brand new-year to be had!

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Adagio - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Look what we have to look forward to. :D Good job, Guy 5's
Johnny D - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Karnak DiRito The Magnificent has spoken! 5's
Eye1 - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Good tune, so soon, will it be true in June? I just remember to eat my green beens And than my gas gets so bad! Eye1
Johhny Bad Note - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I dunno, I didn't find it too funny. I mean, the first verse was okay, but the part about William J. Clinton and Mr. Al Gore were just not funny to me.
Jack Wilson - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Great job
turkey - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with Johhny. I don't like to see/hear/read bad things about one of the best presidents we've ever had.
Guy - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you all for your positive as well as negative comments. I read them all but they don't seem to upset me the same way.
Johhny - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
What I meant was, the only part I didn't like was the one about William Clinton and Albert Gore. Other than that, it was ok. 5-4-4.
turkey - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Responding to Johhny: That's what I meant too.

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