Song Parodies -> Smack, Pot Or Crack
| Original Song Title: | "Smack Water Jack" |
| Original Performer: | Carole King |
| Parody Song Title: | "Smack, Pot Or Crack" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
DKTOS? - Youtube HERE for a listen to the OS of "Smackwater Jack" by Carol King
It's smack, pot or crack,
Or shot of rot-gut.
When you want change your mood,
With a little toxication.
Now what you get is drug abuse,
And that drink of rot-gut juice,
You can not own; must rent its use.
One more shot down for recreation.
You can be Peter Pan,
With some pot, fun is at hand. (Pot-Fun)
Some swig gin is cheap,
Causes speech disorder.
But get down to hard smack numb,
Soon you can't afforder.
You're in a full fog flout,
As your head gets loggin' out,
You're gonna die from this dark ride,
Jim Beam®; You're three sheets,
This ain't wise; hadn't oughter! (Oh no - oh oh no)
You can't walk, crawl or stand,
When marijuana countermands.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Down for count; You're in rapture,
With your Zigzag® papers.
Then you go and get all banged on smack,
All mashed pataters.
So weak and feeble, then you seize,
As you shout, claw and you sneeze,
It's how you roll; You're out of gear,
Out on Hell's half acre.
You know. you know, you're all clocked in the can,
It's the shock son, you can't stand.
The shock son, you can't stand. (Smack, pot or crack, yeah)
Smack, pot or crack or a shot son.
Yeah smack, pot and crack and some shots son.
Oh, smack, pot or crack, yeah. (Smack, pot or crack, yeah)
Stockin' out smack, pot and crack, yeah. (oooh with rot-gut shots done)
Tokin' up some crack, pot and smack, now.
Tokin' up crack, do it shot-gun.
Shootin' up smack,
Tokin' up crack,
Smack, pot or crack, yeah!
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lol...lots of great lines in this but my fave has to be "you can be peter pan"
Alvin - Good - I neglected to add his compliment, Dr. Hook and the medicine show. Hook was a doctor before he became a pirate captain. In this case he's have to be Dr. Phil Good. Thanks for looking in buddy.
Quite off beat...I'm sure you're saying don't, by saying do...here, good anti-advice
Farce - I do say don't but I don't necessarily say don't do - but I do spell out the don't's about substance abuse. It's sort of anti-anti don't if you DO get my meaning that is. =;-) You become what you do, so just don't. I sure hope this clears my meaning up. =;-)
I think I'm sure I get it, and know that I liked it. Been gone for awhile, but explained it....:)
I always did like that OS. 5's for you.
I always did like that OS. 5's for you.
Pat - Welcome back! - I jumped the gun on my first reply to you which will hopfully be deleted. I thought I was on another one of my parody threads.
I thought that you'd think that you'd get it, I think? Thanks for the comment.
I thought that you'd think that you'd get it, I think? Thanks for the comment.
I enjoyed Guy. A good read :)
Pip - Thanks - I've been trying to generate some interest out here on Carole King. To me she is sort of a female Billy Joel as she plays piano and sings. Lots of her songs lend themselves quite easily to parody as the lyrics are filled with parody possibilies. Searching amiright on this artist produces only a smattering of parodies as compared to other artists. Might be because most of her stuff is really old. Anyway, Pip - thanks again to you and to all those who have weighed in on my Carole King parodies.
I'd never heard this OS before, though I did enjoy Carole's snazzy plaid culottes on the "One to One" album cover that popped up on the right.
Favorite line: LOL'd @ "Pot-Fun." (hehe!!)
Good job!
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