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Song Parodies -> "When"

Original Song Title:

"One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"When"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

This is installment VI of "My number 'One' project". When will this series end? I guess I'll say when. (Say when...)
When is a long timeless never you won't ever view.
You can check for where that's from,
It's a long timeless never that won't ever come.

Due, is the maddest experience when wait can't do,
Yes, it's the maddest experience to get to through.

When is a timeless-ness wonder that gets never to,
When is a timeless-ness waiter whoa-oh cursed and booed.

It's just so rude when you bore and you want to play,
As they take they're time, ball marking dimes and putt away.

When is a long timeless never,
When is a long timeless never,
When is a long timeless never you won't ever view.

When is pure timeless-ness.
When is pure timeless-ness,
When is a timeless-ness never you won't ever view.

It's just so rude when you bore and you want to play,

(Never)
When is a timeless-ness (never)
When is a timeless-ness (never)
When is a timeless-ness never that you'll never view.

(waiter)
When is a timeless-ness (waiter)
When is a timeless-ness (waiter)
When is a timeless-ness waiter that you'll never view.

(Never)
When...! (When is a timeless-ness never that you'll never view)
(Waiter)
When is a timeless-ness never that you'll never view.
(Never)
When is a timeless-ness never that you'll never view.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   0
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Dee Range - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Five is the same repeat number I give when it's due...keep writing, we'll keep fivin'
Johnny D - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
What could be next? Dare I speculate? Hmm....hey, yeah, how about "HMM" ?
Adagio - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, Guy....I think I'm getting your when's , one's , and all the rest of the parodies mixed up. I really feel that you could continue this for as long as you wanted. :D
Paul Robinson - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, One must "one"-der when this will all end...5's for now...
Guy - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Soon, Paul, soon... Oh, that's another parody, sorry. There is one in for the next parody author's posting and it would seem to be the conclusion, but when that will post is not absolutely known for sure.

Pat, JD and Dee. Thanks for indulging me on this project. You guys seemed to have commented on each and every one that I posted. It is much appreciated.
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
five dog night !
Paul Robinson - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
"When the timeless-ness just won't come / We scratch our heads, because we sure feel dumb / But that timeless-ness won't come through / Something that you'll never peruse / It sure seems like it's overdue / But it will never come into view."

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