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Song Parodies -> "A Salad At The Green Buffet"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of The Green Berets"

Original Performer:

SSGT Barry Sadler

Parody Song Title:

"A Salad At The Green Buffet"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Road kill shoulder won't you try?
Fear this menu, if you're wise.
Food so mean, robust cafe;
Few brave men, eat at Green Buffet.

Savor wings fresh from the nest,
Sea shore hen, the beach bird with zest.
One hundred wrens will roast today,
Come grease your chin at the Green Buffet.

Brains of calf with cultured glands,
Flamed young wombat from Auckland.
A pure delight both night and day,
Forage freaks come to Green Buffet

Flavored things slam on the fest,
Come put your stamina to test.
From plundered den or nest we slay,
Then drag them back to Green Buffet.

So we roam with knife and baits,
So Green Buffet can serve your plates.
Road kill rides for these requests,
Searching for some carcass pressed.

Our liver flings are just the best,
We have fun preparin' a fest.
From out our pan you'll taste and say,
I survived the Green Buffet.

Lost only three at the Green Buffet!

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Pat - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
And I thought this was about a salad bar....eewww....eewwww....funny!
Michael Pacholek - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Silverware will stay at rest. Eat that food, for pain in chest. One hundred men lost lunch today. But all 'round fives for the Green Buffet. Once again, Guy's depravity pays off in a good way.
Wild Man - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job , Guy
Johnny D - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
General Guy, you write the best
Parodies, upon request
Your perfect score, it still survives
Johnny D, gives you three more fives!
Guy - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
David Chrenko - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Put up three 5's upon the score. If there was room - I'd give you more. Now I must RUN! - What can I say? I just returned - From the Green Buffet
Guy - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank goodness Las Vegas is much more than just buffets! Today I discovered a good Ethiopian restaurant just off tbe strip and a block or two from some of those green buffets. Great job!
Guy DiRito - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
What a coincidence, someone with the same first name as me actually went to or drove past a real green buffet. Rockin'.
Gary Main - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Guy, suppose i happened to write up something really cool for once, say my Michale jackson slam, what can oi do with it? any ideas, i think i may have tripped into a cool one.
Guy - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I have one coming out tomorrow on MJ. Just missed the posting today by about 10 minutes. You can look at that one and get ideas. I also have one out there on him if you have not seen it:

This one may also give you ideas. Without more details on your idea I'm afraid I won't be much help and for sure you don't want to post it here before you get it written and submitted. Maybe my parodys will give you the ideas you need.

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