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Song Parodies -> "Fat Fat Go Slim Down"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Bad Leroy Brown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Fat Go Slim Down"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Well his southside got a shadow,
And it follows him around,
Just that dark tail there,
Of his derriere,
Weighs a hundred-fifty pounds.

Now fat boy's chins are double,
And his ass like a four by four,
Like some rotund babies he got a jack-pot blubber,
In his skin he's fat for sure.

'Cause he fat, fat, go slim down,
The fattest ass you've seen pound for pound,
Fatter than a year is long,
No leaner than that old Boss Hog.

Now fat boy drive a Rambler,
And all brands of tires blow,
'Cause his rims just tear and grind and ping,
The brunt of his weight ride them low.
He bought a custom Continental,
For his fat ass fit into,
It weigh 32 ton with some shocks he got from,
A heavy in-dust-ri-al crew.

'Cause he fat, fat, go slim down,
The fattest ass I've seen pound for pound,
Fatter than a year is long,
No leaner than that old Boss Hog.

Now fried eggs got a weakness fo',
Fat boy don't ask twice.
Down at the breakfast bar,
Sat a girl enormous,
Who was eatin' eggs with rice.
Every last egg she piled on hers,
And the trouble soon began,
That fat girl frowned; took possession,
Of the messin' with a knife and a frying pan.

'Cause he fat, fat, go slim down,
The fattest ass I've seen pound for pound,
Fatter than a year is long,
No leaner than that old Boss Hog.

Well the two then took to fightin',
As they drooled down to the floor.
Fat boy hooked and rigged a muzzle,
For to cover her teeth and gums.

'Cause he fat, fat, go slim down,
The fattest ass I've seen pound for pound,
Fatter than a year is long,
No leaner than that old Boss Hog.

'Cause he fatter than a year is long,
No leaner than that old Boss Hog.

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Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I love how you rhyme your words to the words of the original song, Guy!
Adagio - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I like how I get an clear image of these two fatties wrestling around for ANY scrap of food. lol. 5's
Royce Miller - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
this took some imagination!
John Lomain - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Well thought out, really funny parody. 5's
John Barry - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Phat! Phives.
alvin rhodes - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
this is a scream...good wordplay...bravo
Dee Range - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This is genius, and very easy to picture . I'm still laughing as I write this, super high 5's
Adagio - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05-F) Already commented :)
Red Ant - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
( ABC F 05 ) Again, not sure when the vote loss took place, so just a written 555.
Johnny D - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Rex - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC - F) Good work matching to the OS.
Melhi - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(F) Funny stuff, Guy!
Agrimorfee - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) To be honest it was highly funny, but I lost the story by verse 3.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
He'd slim down after trying the contents of MY frying pan... enjoyable work, Guy. Loved the Rambler verse.
Charlie Decker - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Really good as aways, Guy.
Rick C - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Largely enjoyable, Guy 555
MysteryGoat - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) BKTOS but good read.
Jeff Reuben - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty funny...this song is Phat!
Phil Alexander - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
:-) or rather

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o /

(big, fat smiley ;-) )
Kristof Robertson - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) A wide load o' fun! 555
martha - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
gross really gross!! wild! as the others said

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