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Song Parodies -> "Semen Stained Her Pants"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Semen Stained Her Pants"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

There's a man who played ball for the Lakers,
This girl said he mistreated her's a faker.
She played him for high stakes,
But that's the chance she takes,
Squad's so glad judge give him back tomorrow.

Semen stained her pants, semen stained her pants.
She should have used a rubber, no cakin' would stay or stain.

Take care your booty traces they may find,
That booty trace implied a drilled behind.
The judge denied a stay,
And then Kobe walked away.
Odds are he won't give a cent in escrow.

Semen stained her pants, semen stained her pants.
She should have used a rubber, no cakin' would stay or stain.

------ lead guitar ------

Semen stained her pants, semen stained her pants.
She should have used a rubber, no cakin' would stay or stain.

Ruling on a prima facie * one day,
And then wavin' on for-ci-ble entry next day.
So did he get his dong pink slipped,
'Fore kissing abrasive lips?
Odds are he'll be gettin' some tomorrow.

Semen stained her pants, semen stained her pants.
She should have used a rubber, no cakin' would stay or stain.

Semen stained her pants...
* Pronounced pre-ma face-sha

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 13

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Paul Robinson - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, A very clever job here on a timely parody. I couldn't quite make the pacing work in a few places, so I'm giving you 4-5-5 here.
Guy - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought I had paced it exactly to the lyrics I was using. Maybe the lyrics were sub standard. Thanks!
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
tears of laughter stained my carpet...5s
Paul Robinson - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, I looked at it again just now. The syllable count DOES match up...I guess I got tangled up in the last line of the first verse and then also in the last half of the 2nd chorus line the word sounds threw me off. On reflection I can see I could have gone either way on the pace here.
Michael Pacholek - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Kudos for getting this past the blue pencil, and for not making this about you-know-who and "that woman."
Johnny D - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
(oh my big fat ego loves getting a chance to say this...)

I'm Johnny D, and I approve this parody. 555 cc's, WOW.
Dee Range - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, this is great... I hope the Laker girls dance to this during time-outs next season. 5's across
Peregrin - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! The parody, not the subject matter!
Jonathan C. - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Another one of those rare songs catagorized as "gross, but effective". All 5's.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Another glorious Guy masterpiece. Loved the rhymes, fine humour. Top stuff.

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