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Song Parodies -> "Doublemint Dot Calm"
Original Song Title:
"Doublemint Jingle"
Original Performer:
TV Theme Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Doublemint Dot Calm"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Double yous comin' type in just one
Double another just for some fun
Make it a triple and whadaya got
It's w w w dot
This is the first part of doin' a browse
Type in a web name and take a few bows
Now what be your pleasure, what be your fun?
Look up the lotto or purchase a gun
You can view porno and make yourself sweat
Or you can just find your doggy a vet
When you're a browsin' don't know what you'll get
Hasn't this spam attack finished up yet?
Don't get all riled, don't make a bomb
Type Double you Double you Double dot calm
Double another just for some fun
Make it a triple and whadaya got
It's w w w dot
This is the first part of doin' a browse
Type in a web name and take a few bows
Now what be your pleasure, what be your fun?
Look up the lotto or purchase a gun
You can view porno and make yourself sweat
Or you can just find your doggy a vet
When you're a browsin' don't know what you'll get
Hasn't this spam attack finished up yet?
Don't get all riled, don't make a bomb
Type Double you Double you Double dot calm
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