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Song Parodies -> "Our Cat"

Original Song Title:

"Our House"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills, Nash And Young

Parody Song Title:

"Our Cat"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Hydrants for fire,
Try bite the tires of cars chased,
I will catch some day.

Sharing turns at sire,
With Bowser the schnauzer.
Cats like hissin' at you,
They don't love dogs,
Lazy hogs climb trees,
Nasty kitty.

Come feed me now,
For rest, have bed; the cat lies in it,
Furry thing's so rude,
Such an attitude,
Hits catnip gets inebriated,
It's moonshine to him,
Hairy flem he spews,
Upchuck he threw-ew-ew.

He loused up my very, very, very fine house,
That new cat tub of lard,
Life for me's gotten hard,
Does not a thing that's pleasey,
Not a clue,

He says m'ow-m'ow not bow wow-wow-wow-wow bow-wow-wow wow-wow wow-wow-wow

wow-wow wow wow wow-wow...

Our cat is a very, very, very fat cat (fat-cat)
I'll tooth that cat real hard,
The next time he's off guard,
And that should be quite easy,
While he snooze,
So I'll...

I'll fight with fire,
And I'll chase that me-ower under car,
That drives the high-way-ay-ay.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

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alvin - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
i love the feline parodies...this one is a hoot...tough song to pace the nitpicking department, its "phlegm", not "flem"
Guy - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - Thanks - I did this late late last night and did not run spell check. Besides the cat is so stupid he wouldn't know "phlegm" if he choked on it, which is what the dog wishes would happen. Thanks for pointing me out as a retard in front of the stupid cat and everybody. =;-)
Michael Pacholek - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Snoopy would give this a 35. That's 5 in dog points. And as the author of "My Grandmother's Cat" and "Cat's In the Cradle (Literally)," I approve as well.
Stan Hall - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm for the dog. 5s for him and 5 for you. :-)
littleCATcakes - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Love this Sir Guy, . . . very witty kitty ditty ! Cats are defintely humorous in their "high" way!
John Barry - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty witty kitty ditty.
AFW - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I guess I'm more of a dog man, but this was cleverly put together...
Peregrin - March 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Must disagree with AFW, I prefer pussies over dogs any day! :) Loved the "Bowser the schnauzer" line, and great OS, Guy.
littleCupCakes - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, ~Le Roi de Parodie Tres Supreme~, I must give Felines & K-9's their equal time, as I am neither a Lib, nor a NeoCon. They are both ~The Great Spirit's~ creatures . . .

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