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Song Parodies -> "Lean On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Lean On Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bill Withers

Parody Song Title:

"Lean On Me"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Get out forks and knives,
There's weight to gain,
My leg is hollow.
Ham-burgers and fries,
There's always more,
That we can swallow.

Lean on me,
Doesn't belong,
My huge rear end,
It is a scary one,
'Cause, it's been too long,
Since last I did feed,
I need some cuisine on.

Please, swallow that side,
Of onion rings,
Eat 'til tomorrow.
There's gullets to fill,
It's food we need,
Go on and let go.

Go on vis-it your mother,
She may have some ham,
Glazed with that sweet honey,
Cuisine on.
And your size she won't con-demn,
There's biscuits and jam,
She don't care, you can't get your jeans on.

Lean on me,
Doesn't belong,
My huge rear end,
It is a scary one,
'Cause it's been too long,
Since last I did feed,
I need some cuisine on.

Go on visit your mother,
She may have some ham,
Glazed with that sweet honey,
Cuisine on.
And your size she won't con-demn,
There's bisquits and jam,
She don't care, you can't get your jeans on.

Some, pie al-a-mode,
And an eclaire,
No time to tarry.
Some, nice rocky road,
On des-serts we load,
They so enthral me.
Yummy,
Time to eat again,
Yummy,
Time to eat again,
Yummy,
Yummy,
Time to eat again.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Rick D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Sometimes the parody presents itself with its' own title, doesn't it? Could have gone with "Lien" on me, I suppose. Very astute.
Arwen - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it, Guy! 5s...
Adagio - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I haven't had breakfast, so now I'm extra hungry. 5's
Dee Range - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
What Adagio said. I went straight to the fridge after reading this. Good work, 5's across
Kristof Robertson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one, Guy..and I haven't had lunch! 555
alvin rhodes - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
big fat fives
Meriadoc - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one!
John Barry - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
For some reason, when I saw "tarry," I split a gut. Very funny piece.
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Rodney Dangerfield in the movie "Back To School", after he and his chauffeur view a new TV commercial for his "Big and Fat" men's clothing store featuring Rodney surrounded by a group of hugely obese actors:

"Whaddya think? Did I look fat?"

Rodney's chauffeur:

"You could lose a few pounds."

Rodney, sticking his finger in his shirt collar and pulling:

"Aaaa, I gotta find BIGGER ACTORS!"

Great job, Guy, 5's all around!
Helen - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehe... Pacing was brill, very funny.

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