-> "It's Not Excusable"
Original Song Title:
"It's Not Unusual" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"It's Not Excusable"
It's not excusable to leave gas and blame the dog,
It's not excusable in the bathroom don't out log.
And when you're seen clanging about in drunken fog,
It's not excusable in stupor fry, or gutter lie.
It's not excusable to go out and beat a mime,
'Cause when you knock him out and about it's called a crime.
And if you ever want go shove on anyone,
Sumo's excusable in Japan everyday.
The fatter guys do play,
They get them fattened up like swine.
You can't always do, what you want to do,
If what you do is out of line.
It's not unusual for a lad to scratch his can,
It's not excusable for that lad then sniff his hand.
But if you ever go dig for gold in nose entwined,
It's not excusable that mined out booger lunk to chew.
Is it excusable when watch tower pays a call,
Or just abusable greet these guests in under alls?
Just why they be still hanging about so all enthralled,
It seems just usual that they be shy; they must be high.
It's inexcusable to go whiz upon a shrine,
What Ozzy Osbourne did to the Alamo was crime.
He shouldn't ever think he'd be Lonestar's favorite son,
Was so abusable they hauled his ass away,
A big old fine he paid,
They thought of slappin' him some time.
The judge did never do, what he wanted to,
A lawyer saved rock star's behind.
It's inexcusable do what Britney went and done,
It's inexcusable to show cooter cleavage, Hon.
Paparazzi lined and shot her bare behind,
It's not unusual for courts to want to commit you.
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