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Song Parodies -> "It's Not Excusable"

Original Song Title:

"It's Not Unusual"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"It's Not Excusable"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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It's not excusable to leave gas and blame the dog,
It's not excusable in the bathroom don't out log.
And when you're seen clanging about in drunken fog,
It's not excusable in stupor fry, or gutter lie.

It's not excusable to go out and beat a mime,
'Cause when you knock him out and about it's called a crime.
And if you ever want go shove on anyone,
Sumo's excusable in Japan everyday.
The fatter guys do play,
They get them fattened up like swine.

You can't always do, what you want to do,
If what you do is out of line.

It's not unusual for a lad to scratch his can,
It's not excusable for that lad then sniff his hand.
But if you ever go dig for gold in nose entwined,
It's not excusable that mined out booger lunk to chew.

Whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-oh
Whoa-whoa

Is it excusable when watch tower pays a call,
Or just abusable greet these guests in under alls?
Just why they be still hanging about so all enthralled,
It seems just usual that they be shy; they must be high.

It's inexcusable to go whiz upon a shrine,
What Ozzy Osbourne did to the Alamo was crime.
He shouldn't ever think he'd be Lonestar's favorite son,
Was so abusable they hauled his ass away,
A big old fine he paid,
They thought of slappin' him some time.

The judge did never do, what he wanted to,
A lawyer saved rock star's behind.

It's inexcusable do what Britney went and done,
It's inexcusable to show cooter cleavage, Hon.
Paparazzi lined and shot her bare behind,
It's not unusual for courts to want to commit you.

Whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-oh
Whoa-whoa


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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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Tim Hall - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
It's not unusual to give this one 5s for pacing and grest humor all around!
Jason - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
This was blazingly funny! I wish I thought of this! (Shame I can't do it now as i don't want to be reported for plagairising!)
alvin - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
disgusting and hilarious at the same...my fave line was the "mined out booger lunk to chew"....that one made my head spin
Invisible Boy - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny Guy. I'd really like to give this OS a shot someday because it's such a fun song. I liked your subs for "unusual".
~littleCougaress~ - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
What's new, Cougar Cat ? Very funny, Sir, but Ozzy & Brit are NOT in the same league with Dear Tom. I've seen him at the old CircleStar theater. He is worth every dollar! Great entertainer! Thanks for the memory!
Guy - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Tim - Thank you very kindly for your comment on this spoof of the OS that so begged to have this done to it. Much appreciate your comment. Thanks sir.
BR> Jason - Blazingly? - I am honored sir that you use such strong adjetivial description to modify the subject of your comment. And you may plagerise the idea with this OS if you so choose as I know you would make it original. There is plenty of room to expand on the idea. Go for it. I do it to Alvin all the time and he doesn't care - in fact I think he gets off on it. Heh Heh.
BR> And Alvin - somehow I knew you would get off on this part of the parody and a fine pick it was. in more than one way for sure. Heh Heh.

Invasaboy - Go for it - there are a lot of things that go with unusual. I did one way early in my amiright career called "It's not reuseable". As I told Jason there is a lot of room to pound this OS into the ground. I'd love to see Y'all expound on the idea. And thanks for the comment.
M'Lady - you have this humble author at a loss for his grey matter to distigusish exactly who is this Tom. Shouldenst I have concern or not? I am humbled that M'Lady hast seen fit to comment on the comedy of the spoof that this humble author has transpired. Good evening M'Lady and may the weekend be kind to your gentleness.
Peregrin - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny work Guy. Now I wanna go out and beat a mime. Then again, I have wanted to do that in the past! :)
Jonathan - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
oh no my writer's block has gotten worse! I CAN'T THINK OF A WITTY COMMENT!!!! oh well... 555
Guy - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Pip - Thanks - I had no idea mimes were a big deal where you are from. I guess they ask to be beat up anywhere in the world. Be careful - you can't get internet access in jail I am told - at least without doing some unsavory favors, and I'd hate to miss out on you and Merry's hilarious satire. Thanks - friend and I liked the Merry & Pippin parody today very much. You two did a bang up job on that OS.

Jonathan - I'm sorry to hear that your block is still very much active. I had a block yesterday and what I did was look back through my old parodies and I saw where several years ago I did a parody on this OS called "It's Not Reusable" - which by my current standards was just so-so but it gave me the idea for this one. Maybe you should try looking back on what you did well in the past to break through the block. I wish you enlightenment friend and thanks for commenting on this parody. Good luck. I'm pulling for you.
AFW - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Quite a concoction of inexcusable excuses, here...To notch creating
Merry - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Quite an enjoyable collection of inexcuseness.
Peter Andersson - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
One of those ideas I wish I thought of, 555, the only thing that surprised me a little was how you went from general topics in the first half to picking on two celebrities in the second, not that they don't deserve it any which way, and it's certainly excusable IMHO, and who am I to complain for getting two parodies in one, etc... :-)
Guy - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Farce - This was indeed a fun write and so glad that it tripped your trigger as it did, but then again this is yours and Alvin and a bit of M&P style of parody writng. I learn from the best for sure.

Merry, I did try to plug all avenues of excusivness in this satire. Thanks so much for your comment. Again I loved the N/S rivalry you and Pip prduced is Top notch. Catch that movie with Costner called "The War " if you have not already. It is worth the two plus hours to watch it. And I shall continue to "ness" around with the lyrics - it think we started something here. -;-)

Peter - about 18 hours transpired between the first half of the parody witting and the last half. By that time I had kicked aroud all kinds of gross and totally unacceptable things but they were either too over the top or just plain dumb so I decided to get upon the celeb's especially when I live in the city where Ozzy did his dirty dead - Brit just followed along naturally to round it out. Two parodies in one. What an interesting concept. Thanks, my European friend for your kind comment and applause of this haphazard throwing together of poety, prose and satire. Much appreciate your comments. appreciate your honest-ness in this matter. Heh heh
Ann Hammond - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Poop Pants - April 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I like this one very much. However I do believe TOS was made in the 60s'. Still you gets a 555 vote from me for such great content.

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