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Song Parodies -> "Click On Porn For Girls"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Click On Porn For Girls"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Well, French toast girls will strip,
And they've got stylish underwear.
And those intern girls will really squeal and squawk,
When their lead man goes down there.
Those midnight charmer trotters, they really know how to ignite,
And those rug burn girls will make you reminisce
How they'll extend their pure delight.

They all want you to click on the porn, yeah!
They all want you to click on the porn, yeah!
So why don't you just click on the porn and whirl?

Make the most of phone line,
But it goes too slow this band.
If you want hinky dinky on a desert island,
It plays much better on high band.

You just may see things you've never heard,
Can never tell it with these girls.
So if you can't get a date might want to fill your plate,
And click some nudist site and be a nerd.

They all want you to click on the porn, yeah!
They all want you to click on the porn, yeah!
So why don't you just click on the porn and whirl?

You may just want to click on the porn, yeah!
(Girls, girls, girls yeah click on the)
You may just want to click on the porn, yeah!
(Girls, girls, girls yeah click on the)
You may just want to click on the porn, yeah!
(Girls, girls, girls yeah click on the)
You may just want to click on the porn, yeah!
(Girls, girls, girls yeah click on the)

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO! Oh you randy boy, you.
Rick D - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I know this is nitpicky, Guy. But I judge you by a higher standard. The original accented words were "Cal-i-FORN-ya", and you matched them with "click on THE porn". It would have been easier to use "click the/on PORN-o". I read it several times and couldn't cram the new scan in my head. Of course when we don't know the song, who cares?
Adagio - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Twas funny and raunchy. :D Great going!
Guy - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick - Read it again.
They all want you to click on the porn, yeah!
Cal-i-forn-ia / on-the-porn-yeah... It not only paces it ryhmes.
Wild Man - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, great song.
Rick D - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I guess you're right. I try to sing along and it depends on when you start. When I go (theyall)as opposed to They- all it does work, and I guess I was looking for GIRLS at the end not the beginning. I knew there was an explanation. Thanks for clearing that up, but I wonder if I'm the only one that read it funny.
The Great Karlando - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Dude, you never cease to amaze me.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I think David Lee Roth would approve too.

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