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Song Parodies -> "Master Baiter"

Original Song Title:

"Operator"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Master Baiter"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Master baiter
Would you help me bait my pole?
Like the wiggler on my fishhook, ain't penetrated.
Marinate some filet,
Why's my pole all bent that way?
The lure that's on my line, well, needs master baited.

Isn't that fish smell there on your clothes?
So let's just skin the cat,
You can bait with your finger if you don't mind it,
I do recall with some gel on the line cast real slow,
Will over-come the roe.
You'll learn to take the smell,
Smell the fish. my word, have to rinse some tails.
Bait the shrimp once you peel,
It smells lots the way like krill.

Master baiter
Oh, this worm looks awful small,
Seems to wanna slumber or is it maybe;
Something 'bout its size,
Would the right lure make it prime?
A sinker for my rod's what I needin' lately.

Isn't that fish smell there on your clothes?
So let's just skin the cat,
You can bait with your finger if you don't mind it,
I do recall with some gel on the line cast real slow,
Will help bait your minnow.
You'll learn to take the smell,
Smell the fish. my word, have to rinse some tails.
Bait the shrimp once you peel,
It smells lots the way like krill.

Master baiter,
Where can I get a blow up trawl?
My old one there is so big it just lets the stock through.
Baited one more time,
Too much baitin' make ya blind.
My reel's all in a bind.

Isn't that fish smell there on your clothes?
So let's just skin the cat,
You can bait with your finger if you don't mind it,
I do recall with some gel on the line cast real slow,
Will over-come the roe.
You'll learn to take the smell,
Smell the fish. my word, have to rinse some tails.
Bait the shrimp once you peel,
It smells lots the way like krill.

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Royce Miller - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, "my reel's all in a bind"; pretty slick story here, 5's from me
Johnny D - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
All a-board "The Double-Entendre" with Cap'n Guy! 555 knots, full speed ahead!
Adagio - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I tried to pick out just one line, but it was all good! Nothing clever to say here, except 5's. Good work, Guy!
John Barry - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Nothing beats fishing. Krillarious, Guy!
Stuart McArthur - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
you hooked some 5s from me too - that fishing's too much work for one hand
Rosey Palm - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Gotta hand it to you!
Mrs. Palmer - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
When my five daughters invited you out on a date with them, they were delighted when you came!
Master Bates - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
No comment. Just wanted to sign in as Master Bates.
alvin rhodes - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
a sly and clever parody...nice job...5s
Johnny D - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
BTW Guy, I got your email .... it was hilarious, thanks, my wife and I loved it!
Guy - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I replied. Glad you liked it.
Meriadoc - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow! I think you earned a Johnny D Double Entendre Award for this one!
Barney Google - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL - One of the Google ads on this page says - Fish Attractant Scents. Ha Ha - I guess this makes sense.
Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Quite right, Meriadoc, quite right indeed. And if instead of "Master Baiter" it had been, say, "Boob Inflator", it would have earned not a Johnny D Double Entendre Award, but a Johnny Double D Entendre Award!
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Health officials of the Bush Administration are now blowing the horn over a shocking revelation of an eleventh commandment; "You shall not master bate or I will kill a kitten". They are warning that it might be the striking hand that brings back the medieval plague. No matter what master baiters and doggystyle lovers think, says fly circus minister Job Wrighthand, it's a well known fact that pussies' are mans best friend. But after this alarm I think people in general will be less kean to look out for the pussies of this nation. And if their number is decreased the table will again be open for those pestiferous rats that once did what the talibans can now only dream of. When confronted with this warning and the theory that Usama bin Laiden might be behind a conspiracy to drive out western pussies into the wild, the Pope himself had only one thing to say; "Rats". Though it was never clear whether he said it with a "!" or a "?".

Sorry for taking up so much space but this reminded me of an old joke that I just had to rework ever so little to make it fit here. :-)
mac - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
No need to ask, he's a smooth master baiter...

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