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Song Parodies -> "Poop It"

Original Song Title:

"Cupid"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sam Cooke

Parody Song Title:

"Poop It"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Scenes from a mule detention center.
Poop it, law wants to know,
What's up your cu-ler-o *?
Way in your lower track what be, what be?
Poop it, please don't be shy,
What's in your brown nose eye?
Just pass some rubber sharts for me...

So would you do a squat or two,
So we can ass-ess?
While ranger who is guarding you looks up your address.
For we'd love a swirl of pungent so please assist,
Pinch off a few bricks, oh-o-oh...

Poop it, law wants to know,
Who are you mulein' fo'?
Way in your lower track what be, what be?
Poop it, please don't be shy,
Waz up cool arrow guy?
Just pass some rubber sharts for me.

Now poop it you cu-ler-o make a brown log for me,
Or promise you'll be sittin' here for eternity.
Up near your spleen in loculus ** we know you conceal,
Dump out your last meal, oh-o-oh...

Poop it, law wants to know,
What's up your cu-ler-o?
Way in your lower track what be, what be?
Poop it, please don't be shy,
What's in your brown nose eye?
Just pass some rubber sharts for me,

Just pass some rubber sharts for me,
Just pass some rubber sharts for me...






* Culero: Spanish (Actually Tex-Mex slang) for the old brown eye.** Loculus: noun: a small cavity or space within an organ or in a plant or animal

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John Barry - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Reminds me of (shameless plug) of http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/johnnyrivers25.shtml
Dee Range - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny as shit, Guy! Brings hilarious visuals to mind.
Mr Potty Mouth - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I like TOS better......this is crap.
alvin rhodes - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
disturbingly funny

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