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Song Parodies -> "Hog Wash"

Original Song Title:

"Car Wash"

Original Performer:

Rose Royce

Parody Song Title:

"Hog Wash"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Intro

(Rhythmic clapping of hands that sounds like:)

Crap crap crap-crap-crap crap-crap
Crap crap crap-crap-crap crap-crap
Crap crap crap-crap-crap crap-crap
(Growl)
Crap crap crap-crap-crap crap-crap
(EEK!)
Crap crap crap-crap-crap crap-crap
(EEK!)
Crap crap crap-crap-crap crap-crap
(EEK!)
Crap crap crap-crap-crap crap-crap
(EEK!)
Crap crap crap-crap-crap crap-crap
(EEK!)
Crap crap crap-crap-crap crap-crap
(EEK!)
Crap crap crap-crap-crap crap-crap
(EEK!)
Crap crap crap-crap-crap crap-crap
(EEK!)
Crap crap crap-crap-crap crap-crap

(Short lead on instrumental))

(Sung lyrics begin)

Ohh ooh
Did you pull that lever and switch?
You let them sell ya; you're fettered 'cause there's is a hitch.
There ain't no tellin' what’s up on K Street,
A newbie czar that plays he more grievin' "hell from the chief".

(Jerkin')
Us with hog wash,
Shirkin', they use hog wash, yeah
Go on and sling it at me
(Hog wash)
Stingin' and reelin' we're all
(Hog wash, yeah)

Ooh!

All of these jerks gettin' pork lard,
You can't get no place you see 'cause those damned overseen czars.
Catch you hell too, if you're old school,
And the boss, he at all times, does he act the fool.

All this hog wash,
Woe-oh-woe-oh-woe-oo-woe-oo
Balkin' at this hog wash, yeah
Go on now, it's stinkin' purely.
(Hog wash)
Oooh oooh oooh
(Hog wash, yeah)

(Shirks and jerks)
Well, those czars never seem to stop comin',
(Irks at perks)
Cheap our flag and 'doctoreens' slumming,
(Lurk and smirk)
Those stinkers on the throne.
(Jerks)
They berate the brave and their home!

(Hey what's your czar trashed today?)
Fed up that we don't have a say.
Go on and give us away,
(Laws they rush, right away)

(The hog wash)
Tired of the hog wash
Hog wash, yeah
Against the wall, they sting it like a bee
(Hog wash)
See how they're stealin us all
(Hog wash, yeah)

Woe-oh-woe-oh-woe-oo-woe-oo
(Hog wash)
Ever seems can't stop bummin'
What the hey!
Keep the nags at regime drummin',
(Hog wash)
Let them tell you that things are cool,
Did it cross your mind in these times they've whacked the rules?
All the Hog wash, jerkin' us with hog wash...

Fade

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Andria - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Your parody sounds just like our government, as in bunk, bullsh*t, hogwash, hooey, crap, whatever you like to call doubletalk, lies and false hope, and "crap" makes up a good part of your lyrics. I like it, and here are 5s.
Andria - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I meant I liked the parody, not the steady line of bullcrap that dear old Uncle Sam is passing us.
TJC - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Guy--A *very* clever pork-pork/hogwash-hog'washin' swayback play here, fat with some great oinktendres, all to a great full-bodied, non-'other white meat' OS!
Guy - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
TJC - Oink-you! =;-)
Turtle Wax - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Can't wait for the sequel, "Czar Wash"! Spraying you with touchless Fives (no one could touch this) for this well-deserved Whacks Job. ... and could you polish my shell for me while yer at it? Can't reach back there. :)
John Barry - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice work, Guy. I love injecting K Street into parodies. Do it whenever possible. In fact. . . .
Fiddlegirl - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
They're makin bacon... we're getting hosed. :D Great job, Guy!

@ TT: LOL- Czar Wash!
Guy - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey Tomasi - LOL at "Whacks Job" I think Czar Wash would play and scan better as Czar Rush - since there are so many of them these days on K Street that it's like rush hour and they seem to breed faster than hares but of course you being a tortoise you know hares. If you don't take it on then most likely I will.

'K John, I shall whenever possible. Thanks buddy.

Fiddlegirl - Yes they are makin' bacon as I told Signore Tomasi, they seem to breed faster than hares. I know this one tripped your trigger and I'm pleased that I have been able to entertain you for a few minutes. Thanks.
Guy - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Andria - almost missed ya there girl-friend, sorry. I saved the best for last. I think you recapped this parody most eloquently in your commentary. It's exactly what I said without all the "CRAP" =;-) Thanks for your colorful comment.
...Leaves A Hard-Shell Finish - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
"Can't wait for the sequel, "Czar Wash"!" -- was meant to imply that I was waiting for you to do it, Don Guido. Else would have said, "I've got a great sequel idea".. or something like that. Sorry about being unclear. The idea is my gift of tribute to you, as a gesture of my respect. (fake kiss on each cheek). Grazie!
Guy - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Ther'es more than one car wash OS - Jim Croce has a car wash OS as well - "Workin at the car wash blues". I was looking at that one as well when I was getting ready to write "Hog Wash".
Christie Marie M - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny use of OS, Guy! So this subject of hog wash is related to czars after all. I knew there was a political issue involved in this. Loved the beginning part of your parody as well as lyrics literally written to parallel the OS. Dug the way you subbed "work and work" with "Shirks and jerks" and/or "Irks at Perks"! 5's!
Guy - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Christie Marie - Once I got started with it the thing just flowed out my fingers across the keyboard. It was a fun write. Thanks!
alvin - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
great concept and a nifty job on a tough song
adagio - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Yep, really funny!! LOL 5's
Guy - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin & Pat for reading and commenting.
norCALvotress - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
>> G O A T ~ W A S H
Guy - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
M'Lady Methinks it's Goat Rope - least that's the jabber in the ranch lands of Texas especially in the San Angelo area. Thou art either a bit cryptic or I am suffering from the densities in regards to the term G O A T - W A S H. Unless thou art applying the term Hog Wash to render it as a Texas term by calling it goat wash? Nonetheless any comment from you is always welcomed.
LadyCupCakes - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry, SirGuy, but my commentary above, did NOT print out completely, Sir ! ~Got Goat ~ ? ? 'Tis is a joke here on the ~Campagna~ with CowboyJim " tied to his 6 milking goats", but such is the life of a Stockman, Sir !

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