Scum people play a hand that's made outta crud
A score made outta other's muscle and blood
Hustle and bluff and sin and loans
Get mine they speak and knock back the throng

She bought routine funds, what do you bet
She couldn't be colder and cheaper than sweat
Quaint cheater, gonna haul you, 'cause we all know
You planned your goal for that Imclone score

A plot borne one morning, Twas a plot so malign
They packed up a shuffle, and stocks did decline
They loaded sixteen funds from lumber to Dole
And the straw hat lady said, press the poll

She bought routine funds, what do you bet
She couldn't be colder and cheaper than sweat
Quaint cheater, gonna haul you, 'cause we all know
You planned your goal for that Imclone score

She got bored one mornin', and was bein' a pain
Gripin' and troubled 'bout such little gain
She was a-raisin' so much cane that ol' mama 'scion'
Such a high-toned woman just bust out a lyin'

She bought routine funds, what do you bet
She couldn't be colder and cheaper than sweat
Quaint cheater, gonna haul you, 'cause we all know
You planned your goal for that Imclone score

Shoulda seen it comin', no place to hide
A lotta men didn't, a lotta men lied
Now you wear iron, like others who steal
If your public don't a-get you, then the deft ones will

She bought routine funds, what do you bet
She couldn't be colder and cheaper than sweat
Quaint cheater, gonna haul you, 'cause we all know
You planned your goal for that Imclone score