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Song Parodies -> "Come On Scotty"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Party"

Original Performer:

Leslie Gore

Parody Song Title:

"Come On Scotty"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Nobody knows where the captain has gone,
And Sulu's just lost his mind.
It's so hard holding command,
With alien's so unkind.
Bridge to Scotty, make it fly like you want to,
Aye, I can naught dew,
Yai, now me warp blew,
Impulse fried too, is your zappin' quite through?

Searchin' through records,
Though chances are slight.
These evil clones are hostile,
Will Scotty's gauge find the key?
Now Spock's beginning to smile.
Beam us Scotty, all the way back from Plu-to,
Play with the warp flow,
Just make this ship go,
I've got warp two, hope the engines don't blow.

Sulu and Spock, he just beamed back on board,
Spock is not lookin' green,
Hit with some death-ray device,
Sulu's startin' to sting.
Come on Scotty, beam McCoy back to these two,
See what can he do,
He'll pull them through, just found the captain too.

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Michael Pacholek - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
This is what I get for praising a couple of Guy's songs today. Now I come to bury him. It's very rare that I give all ones, but RIPOFF! I had my "Come On Scotty" posted at least two days ago, and it was a hell of a lot better than this. You could've done "Scotty All the Time," "Scotty Lights," or even, "Klingons comin' up, so you better get 'em, Scotty, started!" It's not like I did mine a year ago and everybody else forgot about it. Come on, Guy, you're better than that. You are, aren't you?
Guy DiRito - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Take a chill pill Mike. You know damn well my stuff is original. I looked that song up on the first when I wrote it and it was not out there. I submitted it and wondered why it did not show up on the first. Don't ask me. So explain California Dreamin' to me today? I think you better get your facts straight before you go on the attack. I have 145 vouchers to speak for my originality. If you want to bitch at someone then bitch at CG. If this was a copy then he should have caught it and vetoed it. Seems here lately the only time you open your mouth is to change feet.

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