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Song Parodies -> "Army Hot Dogs"

Original Song Title:

"Armour Hot Dogs"

Original Performer:

Commercial Jingle

Parody Song Title:

"Army Hot Dogs"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Hot dogs Army hot dogs
Just hit the skids with Army hot dogs
Squid franks, liver franks, franks from slimy crocks
Rat franks, kidney franks, even franks from chicken stock
Shove hot dogs, Army, hot dogs
Just shove them far from sight

Hot dogs, Army hot dogs
Just stay away from Army hot dogs
Dry heaves, liver faults, stomach hard as rocks
Cat fits, shakey spaz, even bouts of nuero shocks
From hot dogs, Army hot dogs
These dogs pack quite a bite

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 20

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Wild Man - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Good Job, sounds as bad as hospital food!
Melhi - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
It wouldn't take my vote, so I must have already read and rated this one, guess I blocked it, afterward. ;) Frankly, Guy, I thought it was hilariously disgusting.
David Chrenko - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Sort of gives "Today's Action Army" a new meaning. 555
Private Parts - August 31, 2007 - Report this comment
What ever happend to an Army of one? Reminds me of boot camp.
General Nuisance - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Would't it make more sense to have at least "an army of some?" So much for the surge.
Nutty Bird - October 08, 2017 - Report this comment
I can remember the one with the vendor and the kids at the zoo
Mr Pheasent - February 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Wildman I spend the night in a Hospital in Sept 2017 breakfast was good lunch not so bad but i had dinner and McDonalds was released in the late afternoon

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