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Song Parodies -> "Would You Be My Wife Mr. Jones?"

Original Song Title:

"New York Mining Disaster 1941"

Original Performer:

Bee-Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Would You Be My Wife Mr. Jones?"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Is this far from becoming a reality? Imagine that this is a gay wedding invitation.
There's an event that we'd like you all to see,
I have asked Mr. Jones to marry me.
Enclosed a photograph of me and my true blue.

Would you be my wife Mr. Jones,
Could you deal with life when we're outside?
Are you really gay proud, or just a fruit pie, Mr. Jones.

I sure hope that it's true love we have found,
We just can't keep our love life underground.
Or am I just some sleasy that you like to bed,
So on Saturday I'd like us both be wed.

Would you be my wife Mr. Jones,
Could you deal with life when we're outside?
Are you really gay proud, or just a fruit pie, Mr. Jones.

There's an event that we'd like you all to see,
I have asked Mr. Jones to marry me.
Enclosed a photograph of me and my true blue.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Bob Dylan - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Something is happening here, but he doesn't know what it is! Do you, Mr. Jones?
Adagio - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
(already voted) It will be a sorry state if matters come to what is described in this song. Really good job, Guy! 5's

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