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Song Parodies -> "Long, How Can It Be This Byte?"

Original Song Title:

"Long As I Can See The Light"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Long, How Can It Be This Byte?"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

For a Youtube listen to the OS of "Long As I Can See The Light" by CCR click HERE


Get a handle on my Windows®,
'Cause Unreal how slow it moves.
It't's been going, going, been running since noon.
Long, how can it be this byte?

Package lag and quits a-movin' - pause,
Alt con-trol shift each tile.
Sit and yawn, yawn, I don't have too very long,
Long, how can it be this byte?

------ Sax Dominated Instrumental Break ------

Bet the thread come unrav'lin' blown,
'Cause its dealin' has peeved me quite owned.
As I moan, groan snoozin' away, oh no
Long, how can it be this byte?

Wah!
wah!
Wah!
No, Wah!

I can't handle no more Windows®,
It will no way improve.
It's still going, going, I see coming up moon,
Long, how can it be this byte?
Long, how can it be this byte?
Long, how can it be this byte?
Long, how can it be this byte?
Long, how can it be this byte?


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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Stan Hall - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
555 minutes more to wait. :-)
alvin - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
fit the anxious tone of the OS well
2Eagle - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Creedence Clearwater, welcome to the twenty first century.
LittleBiteCakes - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, ~Marquis de Rogue Parody~ some can be smiitten for decades, upon being bitten!
Invisible Boy - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I can relate to this Guy. Sometime staring at my monitor feels like watching paint dry. Of course, that never applies when I'm reading your parodies. 3 5s and 8 bits for you.
Peter Andersson - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Contemplated voting 404 but the zero's not an option here in more ways than one, so 5s.

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