Get a handle on my Windows®,
'Cause Unreal how slow it moves.
It't's been going, going, been running since noon.
Long, how can it be this byte?

Package lag and quits a-movin' - pause,
Alt con-trol shift each tile.
Sit and yawn, yawn, I don't have too very long,
Long, how can it be this byte?

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Bet the thread come unrav'lin' blown,
'Cause its dealin' has peeved me quite owned.
As I moan, groan snoozin' away, oh no
Long, how can it be this byte?

Wah!
wah!
Wah!
No, Wah!

I can't handle no more Windows®,
It will no way improve.
It's still going, going, I see coming up moon,
Long, how can it be this byte?
Long, how can it be this byte?
Long, how can it be this byte?
Long, how can it be this byte?
Long, how can it be this byte?