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Song Parodies -> "I'm Playin' WIth Old Fogies Makin' Bogies"

Original Song Title:

"Oakie From Muskogee"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Merle Haggard

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Playin' WIth Old Fogies Makin' Bogies"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Took a stroke didn't wanna off the first tee.
Landed in the trap and lying three.
Gotta turn this score card in, I can't cheat.
Playin' this invite, I paid the fee.

I can't play like Arnie, he was somethin'.
Practiced my old wedge and pitched a few.
I keep an extra sand wedge in my baggie,
For the chippies that I see the golf pros do.

I'm playin' with old fogies makin' bogies.
An ace will keep his eye upon the ball.
We all crave that glory back at the clubhouse.
But it's frightnin' still when there's no skill at all.

Hope I shoot with skill and style, but I just play fair.
Need to miss the sand traps, hit the green.
My ball seems to need to use a compass.
Hit the skids get no respect on hole eighteen.

I'm playin' with old fogies makin' bogies.
An ace will keep his eye upon the ball.
We all crave that glory back at the clubhouse.
But it's frightnin' still when there's no skill at all.

I don't get the glory here at the clubhouse.
Got my stoogie and corona, I'm okay.

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Meriadoc - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, you are making me remember songs I would rather forget.... :-D
Wild Man - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent , LOL!
Johnny D - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Just came across this one, Guy - great stuff.
Old Comedywriter - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Old fogies makin' bogies? I can relate to this.

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