Fun Music Information -> Merle Haggard
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Music Quotes:
The guitar's not all that expensive either, when you compare it to gettin' a tooth pulled or something. - Merle Haggard Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Merle Ronald Haggarerd . Submitted by: Country
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Sing Me Back Home," | The death penalty isn't that easy to escape from | Country |
| "I Am An Island," | No man is an island (just had to say that!) | Country |
| "Sing Me Back Home," | Singing is not a means of transportation | Country |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Are The Good Times Really Over?" | "Happy Days Are Here Again," Barbra Streisand | Raphael |
| "If We Make It Through December" | "Help Me Make It Through The Night," Sammi Smith | Please, Merle, one day at a time! - Roy Clark Bar |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Silver Wigs" originally "Silver Wings"
Bridget Andrews
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Stray A Little Longer" originally "Stay A Little Longer"
Bridget Andrews
"Swing Me Back Home" originally "Sing Me Back Home"
Peter Q.
"The Robots Of My Raisin'" originally "The Roots Of My Raisin'"
Pam Tabor
"Sling Me Back Home" originally "Sing Me Back Home"
Regina Olsen
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"If We Rake It Through December" originally "If We Make It Through December"
Then our yard will be very well kept up.
Joe Siebert
"Mama Cried" originally "Mama Tried"
Ferragamo
"Tonight The Bottle Wet Me Down" originally "Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down"
Leaky bottle? Or he spilled some if its contents?
Eva Cave
"Tonight The Battle Let Me Down" originally "Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down"
Renee Keener
"Mama Fried" originally "Mama Tried"
Regina Olsen
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Momma Tried" | "Momma's Pie" | Lionel Mertens |
| "Mama Tried" | "Mom, I Tried" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "Mama Tried" | "Mama Fried" | Airfarcewon |
| "Okie From Muskogee" | "Thrilla From Wasilla" | Stan Hall |
| "Ramblin' Fever" | "Palin Fever" | Bob Beckley |
| "Mama Tried" | "Mama Died" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "Workin' Man Blues" | "Lazy Man Blues" | Billy Boyd |
| "Rainbow Stew" | "I Watch Spongebob Too" | Stephen |
| "Okie From Muscogee" | "Red Neck Hippie From Mississippi" | Dee Range |
| "Rainbow Stew" | "States Of Blue" | Sarcastic Paranoid |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Silver Wings | Airport | Ed |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Where's Captain Kirk? Spizzenergi | Kern River Merle Haggard | Where's Captain Kirk? Kern River | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
| Heaven Knows Donna Summer | Mama Tried Merle Haggard | Heaven Knows Mama Tried! | crazydon |
| Hot Mama Trace Adkins | Mama Tried Merle Haggard | Hot Mama Tried To cool herself off? | crazydon |
| If We Make It Through December Merle Haggard | Help Me Make It Through The Night Sammi Smith | If We Make It Through December, Help Me Make It Through The Night | Chris Duncan |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"If We Make It Through December"
Misheard Lyrics: Now I don't mean to hit the sandbur.
Original Lyrics: Now I don't mean to hate December.
| "Okie From Muskogee"
Misheard Lyrics: White lightning's still the biggest threat of all.
Original Lyrics: White Lightning's still the biggest thrill of all.
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"If We're Not Back in Love By Monday"
Misheard Lyrics: If we're not back in love by Monday
We can throw our supper away. Original Lyrics: If we're not back in love by Monday
We can go our separate ways. | "Okie From Muskogee"
Misheard Lyrics: We don' t make a party out of lovin'
We just like holdin' hands and pitching wood. Original Lyrics: We don't make a party out of lovin'
We just like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo. |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Okie From Muskogee"
Misheard Lyrics: White lightning's still the biggest threat of all.
Original Lyrics: White Lightning's still the biggest thrill of all.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Jessica Childress I was a child when this song came out, and I didn't understand the word 'thrill' at all in this line at the time. I asked my mother what the word was, and she said she thought it was 'threat'. Thereafter I presumed it to be 'threat' for a long time, and perhaps my mother did too. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Okee From Muskogee"
Better Lyrics:
We dont vote for Obama in Muskogee
We think Palin's a good choice for VeePee
We don't like what's hap'nin down on Wall Street
And we don't care that McCain is 73.
I'm proud to be an Okee from Muskogee
A place where votes count one an' all
We still wave the Conferderate flag down at the courthouse
And Bin Laden's still the biggest thrill of all.
We think Palin's a good choice for VeePee
We don't like what's hap'nin down on Wall Street
And we don't care that McCain is 73.
I'm proud to be an Okee from Muskogee
A place where votes count one an' all
We still wave the Conferderate flag down at the courthouse
And Bin Laden's still the biggest thrill of all.
Original Lyrics:
We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and bein' free.
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball -We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and bein' free.
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball -We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all
Submitted by: mat newton
"Okie From Muskogee"
Better Lyrics:
I'm proud to be a turkey From Albuquerque.
Original Lyrics:
I'm proud to be an Okie From Muskogee.
Submitted by: Rosie Finch
Insincere Lyrics:
"Okie From Muskogee"
The Insincere Lyrics: We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
Why They're Insincere: Yes, they do. I know this for a fact.
Submitted by: Billy
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Are The Good Times Really Over"
The Lyrics: It was back before Nixon lied to us all on TV.
Who They Mention: U.S. President Richard Nixon
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
| "Are The Good Times Really Over"
The Lyrics: Before the Beatles and Yesterday, when a man could still work and still would.
Who They Mention: The Beatles
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
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| There are additional celebrity lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Are The Good Times Really Over"
The Lyrics: I wish Coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.
Product Brand Name: Coca-Cola.
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
| "Are The Good Times Really Over"
The Lyrics: I wish a Ford or a Chevy would still last ten years like they should.
Product Brand Name: Ford and Chevrolet automobiles.
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
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| There are additional product lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Are The Good Times Really Over"
The Song Lyrics: Before the Beatles and Yesterday, when a man could still work and still would.
Song They Mention: 'Yesterday' by the Beatles
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Carolyn"
Opening Lines: Carolyn, let me tell you what I heard about a man today
Comments: Submitted by: Chris Duncan
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Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Are The Good Times Really Over"
The Lyrics: I wish a buck was still silver, and it was back when the country was strong.
Back before Elvis and before the Vietnam war came along. Why: Refers to the country of Vietnam. You've probably heard of the war that took place there (Some of us are old enough to remember it).
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
| "Okie From Muskogee"
The Lyrics: We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do. Why: Refers to the city of San Francisco, California.
Submitted by: Lydia Helton
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Hurl Maggard originally "Merle Haggard"
Submitted by: Arlene Titshaw
Crime Records:
"Robbery"
Haggard served 3 years in San Quentin for robbing a Bakersfield tavern. Prior to that, he served time for theft and battery. Haggard was subsequently pardoned by then-California governor Ronald Reagan.
Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman
