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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Merle Haggard that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 10 misheard song lyrics for Merle Haggard on amIright currently.

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"I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'll just stay here and pray
Original Lyrics:
I think I'll just stay here and drink
"If We Make It Through December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If we make it through December,
God plans to be in a warmer town, come summer time.
Original Lyrics:
If we make it through December,
Got plans to be in a warmer town, come summer time.
"If We Make It Through December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I don't mean to hit the sandbur.
Original Lyrics:
Now I don't mean to hate December.
"If We're Not Back in Love By Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we're not back in love by Monday
We can throw our supper away.
Original Lyrics:
If we're not back in love by Monday
We can go our separate ways.
"Let's Chase Each Other Around the Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's chase each other round Romper Room tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Let's chase each other around the room tonight.
"Okie From Muskogee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
Where even queers can have a ball
Original Lyrics:
I’m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
Where even squares can have a ball
"Okie From Muskogee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don' t make a party out of lovin'
We just like holdin' hands and pitching wood.
Original Lyrics:
We don't make a party out of lovin'
We just like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo.
"Okie From Muskogee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
White lightning's still the biggest threat of all.
Original Lyrics:
White Lightning's still the biggest thrill of all.
"Think About a Lullaby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think about a wallaby
Original Lyrics:
Think about a lullaby
"Working Man Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as I have two hands for fifty years
Original Lyrics:
As long as my two hands are fit to use

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