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Song Parodies -> "Software Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Software Man"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Need a real software man,
Not that guy from Best Buy land,
My software got into a jam, it's gone nutty.

I don't know what you can do,
Glitches turnin' my screen blue,
Isn't there something to do for me?
Software man please listen,
My IP's gone missin'
Software man, what am I to do with this DOS command?

PC's out of memory,
It says just press any key,
Software man, no "ANY" key at all.
Software man, I'm weary,
Cannot deal with theory.
You I call, cause somebody else,
Must understand.
Ah, la, la, la, la

I don't know what you can do,
Glitches turnin' my screen blue,
Isn't there something to do for me?
Software man please listen,
My IP's gone missin'
Software man, what am I to do with this DOS command?
Ah, la, la, la, la

Need a real software man,
Not that guy from Best Buy land,
Isn't there something that you can do for me?
Isn't there something that you can do for me?
Isn't there something that you can do for me?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   2
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neminem - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice work... don't really have anything to say, but I thought you should know who just 5/5/5'd you.
David Chrenko - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Just what I like - a parody with byte. Good writing, Guy.
Adagio - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
But I LIKE Best Buy. :D 5's
Johnny D - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
You never cease to amaze me, Guy. Each of us comes into this world with our own unique set of gifts, and it's obvious that one of yours is a mind-blowing talent for internal rhyme and pacing.......5's, and rock on!
Jack Wilson - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
555 megabytes! Great job!
Meriadoc - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Liked the 'what am I to do with this DOS command" line!
martha - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny parody I gues we can all tune into this one..
Peregrin - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Guy, I liked "Software man, no "ANY" key at all"
Michael Pacholek - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Once you said "Best Buy man," it was an easy five, the rest was gravy.
Jan Unwin - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Guy.
Crack-Head Bob - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
5's ! The original Beatles song used to be one of my favorites as an angst-ridden teenager (due to it's depressing nature). Glad you made it funny. -=bk
Genius in Maine - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I really enjoyed this one, and like Crack Head Bob I like the original song too. 5 to the 3!

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