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Song Parodies -> "Who Cut The Cheese?"

Original Song Title:

"Please Mister Please"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Olivia Newton-John

Parody Song Title:

"Who Cut The Cheese?"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

There's a farter in the car, he's such a poop-box,
Who molests with funky gastrics so pee-yew.
You can't hear the fine ejections out his forter,
It's just bloody awful strong, what can you do?

It's too rude, make funky stinky you can't counter,
Breakin' wind outbound from wood squeezed is a pain.
Halt your bottom pushin', now boy, wait 'til we're gone,
What's in your can's not glade mist, it offends.

Who cut the cheese? I need floor seventeen,
It's not argon, it's not radon, it's not clover.
Please, mister, please, better check your cuisine,
There is something awful wrong in your rear end.

What it was that climbed that your behind expelled through?
Can't get far away, you're much too close to me.
It's not fair that you just cannot make your ass chill,
What you're leavin's cause for great intensity.

Just a guess who's cuttin' cheese and it's not cheddar,
'Cause what you left, that's hidden deep in your behind.
Way remote there is a sorry gaseous mixture,
And it's strong and staying steady and confined.

Who cut the cheese? I need floor seventeen,
It's not argon, it's not radon, it's not clover.
Please, mister, please, better check your cuisine,
There is something awful wrong in your rear end.

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 13

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Adagio - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, Guy! I think I smelled him in passing....pee-yew! 5's
Johnny D - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
For a moment, when I saw this parody's title, I thought it was a reposting of your other parody with the same title "Who Cut The Cheese?" (your parody of "Who'll Stop The Rain?" by CCR) ....... but I was wrong --- it turns out this parody's not a re-make, but a breath of fresh air ... well, sort of .... 5's! ;-)
John Barry - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
A fartissimo performance!
Stuart McArthur - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha! funny one, Guy - I did one on exactly the same topic
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thebeegees26.shtml
there should be a penalty for that crime though - 555
Jack Wilson - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This is great! 555!
Hoof Hearted - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Ditto on Jack Wilson's comment!

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